Short, shriveled, slightly to the left
@alfranc10.bsky.social
Former baby.
Realest shit anyone has said. Why the fuck are the muffins mini AND so few in number. Give us a bag of 100 of those little fuckers. They’re addicting.
c:@hlars.bsky.social · 4d agoHeath asking me why they only put 4 muffins in a bag of mini muffins is so real
My newest saying is “Not everything needs to be content.”
Can Trump supporters define communism? Here's a sneak peek at @jordanklepper.bsky.social’s new special, Red Flags, premiering Monday at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.
Even though I kicked you out I can't get rid of ya, I found your pills girl I know you have Chlamydia, I found your pills come and get your Doxycycline, When she hear this song I know she ain't gone like me.
I’ve seen her in real life and she looks better than Violet Myers, She want for me to pull out but I'm not a pair of pliers, My killas multipliers, They buy out your suppliers, and they make him retire, Her pussy's like a drug that they be selling on The Wire
I legit cannot believe it. 324 losses the last 3 years. Playoff bound.
Nate@natelech.bsky.social · last mo.It happened folks
You don’t know shit about chop
Everyone is going to Trump’s midterm convention, except for all the Republicans doing ANYTHING else
I thought this would drop in April. Hell of a run pushing it off till Sept.
Nate@natelech.bsky.social · 2mo agoWhite Sox are cooked
Honestly, the greatest “ick” at this point is just someone talking about their icks. Like stfu
“We got @nickfranco.bsky.social as father before we got GTA6.” - Evan Marchetti
One thing I’ve noticed is that ppl never tell you the book they are reading sucks
It’s so fucked that you can’t really even get a meal anywhere nowadays for single digits
All I know is I don't know how to give a fuck, All I know is I don't know how to give a fuck, I couldn't give a fuck, I never gave a fuck, All I know is I don't know how to give a fuck.
Some ppl take mother’s/father’s day way too seriously. Relax.
‘Obsession’ director Curry Barker says studios must understand that Gen Z audiences are “tired of slop.” “We want good movies back. People are still hungry for movies that are original without some big IP, as long as the story is good.” (Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
You’re with me, but you ain’t with me.. When you’re way up there, Do you miss me?
They don’t make pills for a heartbreak