Avarie | ♥️♠️♦️♣️

@avahelewis.bsky.social

Avarie/Helen/Lewis | PFP: Jerky Cookie | any/all pronouns | 20 yrs old | COCSA Survivor | https://yeboyavarie.straw.page/ | making Spiderman Papyrus UTDR AU

I miss having a buddy, a friendo, an everyday "hey what's up fucker?" friendship. I'm not good at meeting new people and my cats passing has really shown me how big of a hole I have in my life. If you have that kind of friend in your life, send'em a hug and tell 'em I said "What's up fucker?"

On this day six years ago, we launched the original HADES after almost two years in Early Access. And to this day-or-night and forever more, we are deeply grateful for all your incredible support of this game.🙏 Thank you for playing, and good luck getting out of hell!

Cheers for all the good times, Lernie!

When people point out that my dogs won't eat my corpse but my cats will, I feel compelled to reply that this is A) resourceful and intelligent B) an ecological favor that teeters on upcycling, truly, and C) I'm dead I didn't need those eyes anyway.

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go