Tom Barsoomian

@barsoomian.bsky.social

Husband, Dad and general nerd. Drinker of coffee and reader of banned books. #Bluecrew O.G. #Resistance @50501movement.bsky.social @Barsoomian on Twitter.

Harris County TX. He's hospitalized: "ICE claimed the man ran in front of the agents' vehicle and was struck. However, the surveillance video appears to show the SUV veering left through empty parking spaces before running the man over..." abc7.com/story/ice-ru...

ICE agent strikes man with car during pursuit in Texas, authorities say: VIDEO

Surveillance video shows the moment an unmarked SUV carrying ICE agents ran over a man during a pursuit at a shopping center in Texas.

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“How do you define socialism?” “In reality, what it actually means is you want to replace American workers with foreign workers and you want boys to play in girl’s sports.” Oh, honey… stick to couches. Thinking is clearly not your jam.

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Desperate to placate Dear Leader’s bruised and fragile ego at having been snubbed for the Nobel yet again, his obsequious toadies have manufactured a fake award to make him feel like a good boi. North Korea is taking notes.

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“This is the kind of policy we cannot have in Georgia, not having people feeling safe to go to the gas store.” Alleged human, billionaire GOP gubernatorial candidate Rick Jackson feigning relatability - and failing.

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In addition to videos with minors, investigators found p*rn tapes involving horses and eels on Andrew Tate’s phone…. …which explains why Keystone Krash removed bestiality from disqualifying potential FBI agents.

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This is Seth and Heather. They are famous Christian authors and influencers from Texas and are very active in the maga cult. Both have been arrested on a litany of charges including the physical and s*xual abuse of children.

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“Jolly will do and say anything to stay relevant. He flips and flops with the wind because he’s so desperate to be relevant. He is so desperate to have a job where he gets to tell you how to live your life. He wants power.” Oh, honey, you just described yourself.

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