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@clown.football

lil midwestern stinker | she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ drawin comis / playin bikes

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zee @clown.football · 4d ago

mst3gay. is this anything

zee @clown.football · 3mo ago

sorry and you're welcome

zee is flipping off their laptop. there is a window open that says "NEW FEATURE: USE AI ASSISTANT TO ANALYZE" but who cares about the rest.

zee, crosseyed and manic: "analyze these girly little nuts, dipshit!!"

poof! a tiny angelic zee appears next to her. she looks bashful.

angel: "maybe you should stop with the tgirl dril shtick?"

ZOW! a much cooler devil zee pops up on her other shoulder. she has cool anime sunglasses and a sharp-toothed grin. zee is visibly more interested in the devil, because of course they are.

devil: "talk about your genitals freely online"

zee@clown.football · 3mo ago

"New feature: use AI assistant to analyze—" analyze these girly little nuts, Dipped Shit,,

zee @clown.football · 5d ago

oh he's popular in my network you say

president Barack Obama is popular in my LinkedIn network according to an email I just received

zee @clown.football · last wk.

walk-on songs

4 panel comic. 1st panel:

Zee and Lillian are sitting at a bar looking up at a speaker while it plays tunes.

L: "one fun part of dolls' night is hearing a song and knowing exactly who's here"
Z: "like a walk-on song"
L: "exactly"

2nd panel. two women are playing pool in the background, minding their business. Zee looks over at Lillian with an amused but clueless expression as she hunches over her phone to tap an unseen button.

L: "yeah, it's like 'hello! I have arrived! speaking of..."

3rd panel. from the speaker hanging overhead blares a [JAUNTY CHIPTUNE RIFF]. Zee has a mischievous look on her face as she tries to discern the song. Lillian looks away like >:3c while holidng her drink.

4th panel. from the speaker emanates Papyrus Undertale. Zee snickers.

Z: "oh my god is this Papyrus' theme"

Lillian just laughs into her drink. offscreen, two people say "look who's here" and "hey girl!"

zee @clown.football · last wk.

walk-on songs

zee @clown.football · 2w ago

me, vacating the bathroom for my partner: "the floor is yours, senator"

zee @clown.football · 2w ago

dug up an old nonworking braided USB cable that matches my keyboard, stripped the heat shrink off the top and resoldered the GND and DATA+ wires that had broken off the pads on the connector. it works! I am strong enough to bareknuckle box god

zee @clown.football · 2w ago

on chasing novelty p. 1-2 starting a longform comic about being in the midst of a mental breakdown cw: addiction, suicide, self-harm

zee @clown.football · 2w ago

don't talk to me I'm thinking about the elongated bean weevil www.inaturalist.org/taxa/470356-...

Elongated Bean Weevil (Lixus pulverulentus)

Lixus pulverulentus is a species of weevil belonging to the family Curculionidae. The species was scientifically described in 1763 by Giovanni Antonio Scopoli as Curculio pulverulentus Scopoli, 1763. ...

inaturalist.org

zee @clown.football · 2w ago

drawing comics is hard when all I wanna do is gaze into the blood red sun through the smoky sky and drink a refreshing bleach cocktail

zee @clown.football · 3w ago

partner has been out of town and we always draw a little doodle of our fav characters for when the other comes back which means unfortunately this account is no longer free of TADC. I apologize

the maid bunny from da cartoon. I'm doing a lil kissy face in my simple doodle version in the corner

zee @clown.football · 3w ago

comics machine was crankin last night. I'm proud of the punchline on this one shouts out to my bartender friend for saying "oops, got your order wrong >:3c" and slipping me a free martini hehehehehe

a dirty martini in front of my sketchbook where I've laid out a pretty standard 4 panel comic with some dialogue and face options, plus a redraw of the second panel because a shot/reverse shot makes more sense to keep it dynamic

zee @clown.football · 3w ago

mail day blesses me with @haaarpb.bsky.social zines >:•]

mailer envelope with a teenage Lisa Simpson doodle on it which held the Lisa and Hopper zines

also bike tools because fucking of course

zee @clown.football · 4w ago

my bike commute home: got called a "fucking faggot" by a 20 year old boy on a scooter after I accidentally cut him off a few miles later two 13 year old boys sharing a scooter are coming at me through an intersection. the one in front leans over and says "nice puss"

zee @clown.football · 4w ago

I'm a day late with my weekly comic which means you can legally kill me dead

zee @clown.football · 4w ago

fuck it recent fits upon ye

green muscle tank, chartreuse and cyan striped skirt, gray daisy neckerchief

bright orange skin-tight corron button up, blue floral ascot with pink trim, similarly patternes long sheer blue skirt, gorpy clogs

beach goth sunhat, sweetheart neckline sports bra, fuchia hibiscus print on black skirt, Tevas

black cotton sports bra with pastel primary color trim light wash high waisted shorts, blue floral bandana, Tevas

zee @clown.football · last mo.

got organically "they"d while stopped at a light in full cycling kit when a bunch of younger dudes thought I couldn't hear glad to know hormones are doing something even in my aggressively unflattering spandex

zee @clown.football · last mo.

average pre-show conversation

Anna and Zee are sitting in the Music Box Theatre's new third screen (!!!). Anna looks over halflidded at Zee while she makes a joke, similarly halflidded.

Zee: "I'm not 'fucked up'; I'm 'out-of-office'"
Anna: "and being sober is "the boss is in"

Anna's head and hand holding up three fingers float in space over an abstract background.

Anna: "when I was a kid, I watched Pokémon for three reasons:" visual aids appear aside each broken out speech bubble:

1. "Jesse ❤️"

a lovingly-rendered Jesse from Team Rocket smirks towards the camera.

2. "the other one"

the silhouette of James shows like a "Who's That Pokémon?" commercial interstitial, complete with a question mark over him.

3. Meowth

the cute cat monster smirks at the viewer.

Zee: "very hetero"
Anna: "you could tell where my focus was"

Anna and Zee have assumed the likenesses of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. Anna offers Zee some legally-distinct Sour Patch Kids:

Anna: "would you like to be with child?"
Zee: "knock me up, babygirl"

the camera moves behind Anna and Zee to reveal the rest of the theater as the curtains are drawn away from the silver screen.
Zee: "I love this place. sorry we're so stupid"
Anna: "god bless the Music Box Theatre"

zee @clown.football · last mo.

we're cookin

undersketch of Anna holding three fingers up and talking about how she knew she was gay because she remembers Jesse and Meowth from Team Rocket but not James. off-panel, I say "very hetero". she replies "you could tell where my focus was"

Carta Monir @cartamonir.com · 2y ago

If you're trans, you're trans. Live your life and get the most out of it. It's going to be hard no matter what. There's no reason to be proactive about limiting yourself or making it harder. Seize your own happiness, tranny! Nobody else is going to seize it for you!

are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · last mo.

Witnesses report Alito has partially clipped through the SCOTUS floor and is vibrating rapidly making Source Engine collision noises

zee @clown.football · last mo.

PSA: if people could stop assuming I like Pokemon because I'm autistic and trans that would be chill

taylor robin @taylor-robin.bsky.social · last mo.

Wacom recently asked me to talk about why I make queer comics, and given there are multiple bills right now floating around in congress that are effectively "we will kill your livelihood if we get a sniff of queer" I had some pretty strong, simply feelings to relay.