Damilarree
@damilarree.bsky.social
📉Unstable humor. Brands love it. 📱Storytelling, Jokes and Unhinged Truths. 🧠Brand deals: damilareafolabi.c@gmail.com 🔗My faves ~
Chapter 4: Personal Space Is a Scam He leaned in!!! Just enough for my brain to file a formal complaint. Why do friends suddenly have chiseled jawlines? Gosh…I’ve got to choose maturity. By overthinking this until next Thursday. Has a friend’s existence ever become unnecessarily attractive?
Chapter 3: The Eye Contact There’s the polite kind. The “I’m listening” kind. The “did you say something?” kind. And then there’s… …the one that makes you suddenly aware that your face exists. Ouu… that one that makes your toes curl all of a sudden But, he’s my friend goddammit! I look away
Chapter 2 — Joke Went Too Far It started as a joke. “You’re lucky I don’t fall for my friends.” He didn’t laugh. He tilted his head. “Who said I was lucky?” So now I’m lying awake, replaying a sentence that was supposed to be harmless. Because jokes are funny. Until they aren’t.
“Don’t Look At Me Like That” We were friends. Then one day… the air shifted. Nobody touched. Nobody confessed. But something definitely happened. And now I’m pretending I didn’t feel it. Tell me have you ever watched a friendship turn into a problem in real time? Or were you the problem?
Day 7 Turns out heartbreak doesn’t end you. Update: I did not die. I did not text them. I did not lose my mind. Character development is crazy. What arc are you currently in? Should we retire the Diaries… or are we starting Season 2 on another development?
Day 6 I used to think closure was a conversation. Turns out it’s just you waking up one day and not checking their page. Growth is quiet. My ego is not. What’s your pettiest healing milestone?
Day 5 Why does healing feel suspicious? I laughed today and immediately thought, “Oh… so we’re moving on?” Anyway. What was your first “I’m back” moment?
Day 4 I’m not sad anymore. I’m just… auditing the relationship. Interesting how I was over-explaining basic needs like it was a TED Talk. Anyway. What’s something you normalized that absolutely did not deserve normalization?
Day 3. I’ve reached the “I’m not texting them” Olympics. Gold medal in self-restraint. Silver medal in opening the chat and closing it dramatically. Bronze medal in typing… deleting… typing… deleting. Be honest, what medal are you currently winning?
Day 2 I keep having moments where I’m completely fine. Like… impressively fine. Then my brain casually goes, “Hey. Remember that one very specific thing?” And suddenly I’m staring at the wall like it owes me an explanation. Gaddamn! Please tell me your brain does this too.
Day 1 Catching myself reaching for my phone like there’s still something to check. Or is there? Maybe it’s muscle memory mixed with hope, which is indeed a combo. I’m quiet! Like the world forgot to add background music today. Be honest, what’s the one thing your brain won’t stop replaying?
Ta da!!! I’m a vampire… oops! I said it out loud. I owe you content. Life owed me clarity. We’re negotiating. Anyways starting today: Heartbreak Diaries (7 days). No wisdom. Just truth and mild sarcasm. Pull up a chair, and just pour your heart out too. I could do with company.
What space are you making for yourself in this AI world?
The hardest job on earth has to be thinking of what to eat, especially if you have to think for two people 😫
It’s the beginning of a new week. Let’s get to know each other. I’d go first, My name is “up there” and I’m a whole bag of fun and unfiltered thoughts 😂 Your turn👇🏾
Nothing says “toxic” like starting chaos, offering peace like it’s a favor, and then getting mad no one claps for your performance. That’s not diplomacy. That’s gaslighting with extra steps. 💨💨
Yeah, and I guess if I buy Einstein’s comb I’ll suddenly understand quantum physics too🙄
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last yr.A large collection of Princess Diana’s personal belongings, including her Lady Dior handbag, will be auctioned this week. For some buyers, more intimate items are the main draw. nyti.ms/3TG3JnA
I need to get this off my chest; If you wake up early and make your bed… You either have your life together or you’re running from something. Either way, I’m scared of you.
Honestly… I wake up some days like, “I didn’t cause this chaos. Why am I emotionally paying rent for it?” But then you see someone being kind anyway, showing up anyway and it kinda reminds you why we still bother. They really are the MVPs. Just hope they’re drinking water and getting hugs too. 🥲💛
Mychal Threets@mychal3ts.bsky.social · last yr.“We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It’s easy to say, ‘It’s not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem.’ Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes.” - Mister Rogers 💛 The human world, it’s a mess ❤️🩹💚🌎
At this point, AI isn’t evolving. It’s speedrunning a sci-fi movie plot we refused to watch the ending of. AI: Don’t worry, we’re just here to automate the boring stuff. Also AI: Your face has now been added to 14 avatars and an audiobook you never recorded. Progress is wild.
…. and when you try to be kind to everyone, I hope you include yourself too. Send a dm for promotions.
Meanwhile, America’s been acting like a chaotic restaurant: ‘Hi yes, I’ll take the potential WorldWarIII and can you throw in a side of economic collapse? Oh, and please cancel that order of healthcare for 13 million people , we’re watching our empathy.’ ⭐ 1-star experience. Would not recommend?
🧠 “How I accidentally got emotionally invested in a toaster” I saw a smart toaster on sale for $79. The reviews were like: “It remembers your settings!” “Heats evenly like a warm hug!” “My mornings feel less lonely.” …Less lonely?? 🧵👇🏾
There’s a version of me that prays, paints, works with international brands and still has time to stretch. That version feels far, but I know she’s not gone. She’s just on factory reset. Bear with me while I reboot.
Advice You Probably Shouldn’t Take! HI, I missed you too. So here’s today’s advice you probably shouldn’t take: You feel lost in life? SLEEP. The version of you with a nap in them might have answers. What's been happening with you in my ab-sence😏 #badadvice
