So, USC just DOUBLE hurdled simultaneously over TWO defenders

It’s 100% humidity outside but somehow the air is still distinctly separate from the ocean, which is also 100% liquid

Maybe one day we’ll have an actual name for the day we still refer to only by its date. #neverforget

Had 4 patients in the ER simultaneously with intractable vomiting from GLP1s. 3 needed admission.

I know this is a medicine account, but for all you super nerds here is a physicist explaining how the Picard Maneuver is actually even more brilliant than Starfleet Academy would have you realize arstechnica.com/science/2026...

Physicist does the math on Star Trek’s “Picard maneuver”

The trick from Next Generation would be even more effective in real life.

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I don’t want to poke at anyone’s medical woes, but just a reminder Fetterman was a Democrat and it literally took brain damage to turn him into a Trump supporter www.npr.org/2026/09/09/n...

Fetterman, already at odds with his party, makes surprise video for GOP convention

The Pennsylvania Democrat has already had a strained relationship with many inside his party. In the video, he spoke about working with Trump but did not outright praise him.

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Donnie Darko will have a theatrical re-release this year! collider.com/jake-gyllenh...

The Best R-Rated Sci-Fi Thriller of All-Time Officially Returns to Theaters

The best cult classic of the 2000s is officially returning with a new release to celebrate the film’s 25th anniversary. Read on for more.

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For the first time in YEARS, I admitted two patients to the hospital with COVID in the same shift. Make good choices

HOT TAKE: Pregnancy is a sexually transmitted parasite

Always classy when fans from one of the best teams in the country rushes the field when they barely eek out a win against a vastly overpowered opponent #michigan #collegefootball

“They slowed their heart rate down to 1 beat per minute to appear dead” is just sloppy writing. 1 beat is not enough to keep the brain alive. 1 beat means zero beats about a minute later. #writing #scriptsky #gamedev

Wear a helmet No, not just on your motorcycle or when riding a bike in front of your children (role model!), but when you’re climbing a ladder

Please be honest when grandma ends up in the ER after she accidentally gets into your “special” brownies

Paula Deen's Excited Brownie Smile

ALT: Paula Deen's Excited Brownie Smile

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Quick Shot: LOUD NOISES After acoustic trauma, high dose steroids might help prevent long term hearing damage.

Loud Noises Meme

ALT: Loud Noises Meme

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Charles Dickens as plagiarized by a 4yo: “Daddy, you are the best daddy and I love you, daddy!” (… 3 min later) “Daddy, you are the worst! You’re not the daddy I wanted! I’m not gonna be in this family any more!”

Quick Shot: BLOODY TOENAIL Want your character to look bad@$$? If they have a big collection of blood under their toenail, they can heat a paperclip and slowly burn a hole in the top to drain the blood and relieve the pressure. (caution: don’t try this at home, kids) #writing #scriptsky #gamedev

Archery Feat xkcd.com/3288/

Can confirm: Full Moon causes crazy shenanigans in the ER - Blood Moon opens a portal to an evil hell dimension #medsky #em #er #thepitt

Quick Shot: AIRWAY BURNS Smoking crack, swallowing a blunt, or eating super hot microwaved hot fudge when youre high can cause life-threatening airway swelling (epiglottitis) For some added drama, this might take an hour or so for the swelling to worsen (it might need a crich) #writing #scriptsky

Quick Shot: EAR DRUMS - Ruptured eardrums often heal on their own. - We often start antibiotic drops to prevent infections. - DON’T use Q-Tips. - Barotrauma/diving injuries can cause dizziness, so don’t go under water! #writing #scriptsky

Friendly reminder that any part of your body can need stitches …ANY part Make good choices!

As someone whose job doesn’t magically stop when the sun goes down, I really hate when the calendar turns to Friday

It's The Weekend 😌@craigweekend.bsky.social · 3w ago

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Weird Diagnosis: Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome Intractable nausea and vomiting associated with daily weed smoking Improved by hot showers/hot tub Sometimes leads to abdominal burns from hot pads #writing #scriptsky

This is the only Data Center I want in my life

Star Trek Data's Funny Moment

ALT: Star Trek Data's Funny Moment

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I love me some Bear Grulls But dude, if Man vs Wild was real life, Wild would have totally won almost every episode

Bear Grylls: This Was A Bad Decision

ALT: Bear Grylls: This Was A Bad Decision

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Trees are cool

Quick Shot: URINE In a survival situation: do NOT drink your urine. It is highly concentrated and full of waste products that will likely hasten your demise #writing #scriptsky #gamedev

I just know El Niño is going to bury this mofo before that flat tire gets changed

This punishment is unusual and cruel

Saving $2,800 by soldering a 1 in section of wire yourself: peak dad life