Tyler, from the Internet
@tylerfromtheinternet.com
Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity. Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him Seattle
Happy Labor Day, the day where we celebrate the oligarchs exploiting all of us for our labor without proper compensation on an individual or societal level. Good job billionaires! You did it again, you exploited our Labor for another year. Hurray for billionaires! Let's hear it for the oppressors!
In French we call this a boulangerie and I think it's beautiful
Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12h agobrb
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, George, Ringo
hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend
Tommy Wiseau, Neil Breen, Elizabeth Holmes
I get that Lanterns isn't interested in being a superhero show but I don't understand why it's not interested in being anything else, either
i think if you have to do labor on labor day you should be paid a million dollars
just casually slinging "stay home and feel bad" like there are other options
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 16h agokinda want to stay home and watch Mulholland Drive and feel bad all night
It’s so funny to me that among a certain group of people OnHere I have a reputation for blocking people who tell me I’m wrong when in fact I actually should have a reputation for blocking people who act like massive fucking assholes when they tell me I’m wrong.
we saw you from across the bar and we were digging your vibe and were thinking about wearing your skin and pretending to be you
daryl "bury me with my golden arm" b 🏳️⚧️@hypercubexl.bsky.social · 15h agowas looking up other things elizabeth holmes and ran across this very normal photo of liz and her partner being very normal
plants are crazy, man. imagine if you could bury a sperm and grow 100 guys
rich people: I have invented a rich people killing space laser venmo me a million dollars if you want to stay off the list
you should be able to drink these but if you throw them they explode
Rex Thrillho@evanbrady.bsky.social · 18h agoSubmitted without comment
I've never seen site owners speed run their own downfall like this group. It's breathtaking.
jess m. ☕🍂@jametc.bsky.social · 18h agoBsky staff when their persecution complex dips a little too low, gotta stir the pot and say shit like "if you don't use AI by now you're a delusional idiot I would never hire. I'm also only kidding in case this backfires on this site full of exploited people"
you can say this like Michaelangelo in the first live action ninja turtles movie
mia 🦴@useless.pet · 18h agoi love being a girl with a dick
Awful. Horrible. I now want to get an ice cream truck funeral
Tyler, from the Internet@tylerfromtheinternet.com · last yr.Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life
Flora: nip it in the bud Fauna: nip it in the butt Fungi: you cannot nip it in a way that matters
if green day were awake 9/11 would never have happened
daylight and nightlight are not opposites and that's kinda bullshit
