The Sleepiest Kettle

@thesleepykettle.bsky.social

Kettle (she/her) Queer, poly artist making queer, poly erotica. 🔞Adult Content//No AI 🚫 Commission me: https://thesleepykettle.carrd.co/ 💕 AMA thesleepykettle.straw.page Rambles only @theawakenedkettle.bsky.social

Insane to me that straight women get all weird and sad when their man is a premature ejaculator or has erectile dysfunction. "Ohhh my man is too sensitive and excited,, ohhh my man needs psychosexual games and butt stuff" if I had a man like that he'd be my little princess and I'd put him on a leash

Selling this funny bata as well. I cannot find the messages or mentions for when I adopted them, sadly. Bought for 190, entertaining anything 125+!

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Gonna try my luck at some sales. This interpretation of the Lernaean Hydra was done by COMBVRO. Their website is down and I can't find a bsky account. The full piece comes in VERY high resolution, and with a small headshot of the two heads. Originally paid $450 for these, will entertain $300+

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Can you believe it!? Only a few days in and already over 250 slots filled! We’re so excited for this year’s event! We would also like to remind all newcummers that we are an art trading game. Like mutual masturbation, we hope you all give as well as receive.

Hi I just read a web comic and it's about to be my whole personality for a hot minute I love when there are guys and they are in space and situations. Anyway if you like space guys in situations you should go read it I laughed so hard at every piece of alt text and you will too I promise.

Jasper@realbadjasper.bsky.social · 2y ago

HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌 Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!! robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...