Dex 🔞 - Skunktember

@dex.nullpat.ch

Big hearted fluffdragon, (fictional) ex-90s platformer mascot, & #sysadmin (~~helpdesk~~ operations). 30+, they/it/she, plural, ΘΔ

Giant Presto Whip - A 20th century landmark in Dearborn, Michigan that served as storage tanks for soybean oil and sugar in the Presto Whip factory Each stood at about 30 feet tall, which makes them perfect as a snack for inflation-minded macros ~4.6 million calories each

A trio of 30-foot-tall storage tanks done up to look like cans of Presto Whip brand whipped cream

If you wanna try a fun thing try seeing how well your website works with no stylesheets. `document.querySelectorAll("style, [rel='stylesheet']").forEach(e => e.remove())` in the console if you don't have an option in devtools. (Doesn't remove any inline styles.)

Someone really smart and incredibly handsome must have worked on the tracking system for the effect where you get turned into a dog via a car wash