I have so many single socks. I think I’m gonna just put them all on match.com 🤞🤞🤞
Portland, I’m coming home for two nights in June to run four shows of brand new material right out of the notebook. Tiny venue, big guests, cheap tickets, this is gonna sell out, so get on it! kickstandcomedy.crowdwork.com/shows/ian-ka...
Ian Karmel: Renewal • Kickstand Comedy
Brand new material from Ian Karmel and some of Portland's best comedians. • Friday 7:30pm Tickets • Friday 9:30pm Tickets • Saturday 7:30pm Tickets • Saturday 9:30pm Tickets Ian Karmel is an Emmy a...
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I’m in my living room watching Best of the Best, eating wings, cats chillin, daughter sleeping and I’m just happy ❤️
I sold 4 pairs of shoes so I could buy a new lawn mower. I think the University of South Dakota should give me an honorary economics degree.
My wife left town today for the week and 35 minutes in I shaved my face for the first time in about 5 years. It’s gonna get weird by Friday.
I was just so unfunny at my doctors appointment that when I was leaving, for NO reason at all, I mentioned I was on TV one time
Going to N.A.S.A. tomorrow and I asked my wife “Is this the Houston we have a problem NASA?!” It is.
I have a daughter and still the only thing that TRULY makes me feel grown is having free space on my computer
Now that I’m over here it’s time for the first random one of these. @minakimes.bsky.social is awesome 🎉
An ex asked me how long it would take me to forgive her if she cheated on me. I said 6 months and she got super happy because it had been a year 🤔
