OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
I LOVE THE SMITHS AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!!!! UNLESS A HOT GIRL I LOVE TELLS ME THEYRE GAY!!!!!!
no such thing as a “light that never goes out.” even God’s favored sons will fall.
hey man, i’m out of inventory slots. can you carry my GEEK BAR, 24 PACK MODELO and EBT CARD?
Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
i love it when my psych emails me before an appointment. im not reaidng that shit !
the minoxidil in my blood is growing hair in my heart cavities
dark woke is realizing there's nothing wrong with holiday in cambodia !
in order to reach my full potential i need to have a complete psychotic break and lose my sense of self for 3-4 months
daddy’s gonna be alright kitten but he’s gonna need a few years