Fusk, Truck, & Mump, attorneys at large*

@smohq.bsky.social

A snark of light in a sea of darkness. Oxford Comma enthusiast. William Archibald Spooner disciple. Helping Friendly Book advocate. MCM artist. NFA. MSTie. Utah Phillips. The poodle bites. Safety \<>/ Third. id Quake Ranger. Nuck Fazis. *Not an attorney.

Elon Musk and DOGE stole and sold my personal tax, social security, and disability information. Therefore I am suing for 10 BILLION DOLLARS. But, if you allow me 1.8 billion to distribute among my fellow ANTIFA members to arm themselves before midterms AND give me immunity from taxes, I will settle.

Lots of Bluesky talk about how much better we’d be had Kamala won, but nobody talks about how awesome it would be if Tim Walz were our VP. While she’d calmly lead, Tim’d be letting us know when to clean our heating ducts, change our filters , and give us tips on proper lawnmower and car maintenance.