Everybody keeps arguing about cars, bicycles, mass transit, etc - but the most eco-friendly mode of transportation are roller blades. #provemewrong #rollerblading #skate
Hey, @nypdnews.bsky.social - you guys feel like enforcing some traffic laws or something once in a while?
Once again, the left lane is a passing lane. If you are cruising in the left lane and there are cars passing you on the right, you are in the wrong lane.
We have decided to implement #congestionpricing for pedestrians as well, to encourage people to get off our crowded sidewalks. It will cost $9 to walk in the CBTD, and an additional $5 will be assessed for groups taking up the whole sidewalk, tourists staring up instead of ahead, and sudden stops.
The breakdown lane is not a travel lane and if you drive in it, just know that everyone hates you.
We know people are upset the Outdoor Dining Program has been shut down for the winter months, but it’s important to remember it will most likely come back year-round in the near future since our winters will continue getting warmer as our planet slowly dies. #brightside #optimist #climatechange #nyc
What is it about zipper merges that’s so hard for you people to understand?
We can fill the holes in the roads, but we can never fill the holes in your heart. #mindfulness
In addition to #congestionpricing, we will be installing an intermittently operating trap door on select bridges entering the #cbtd that promises to reduce #congestion in Manhattan by an additional 25%! #environment #doyourpart
Please avoid the Belt Parkway from Knapp St to Francis Lewis Blvd until I finish my commute.
With #congestionpricing being reintroduced today, now is probably a good time to let you all know that we’ve been running a tab for everyone since June. #payup #vig #nyc
#NYC is proud to announce our beloved #SummerStreets program is expanding! Starting in 2025 on select weekends, subway service will be suspended to allow the CHUDs free access throughout the tunnels and sewers. Remember, the streets belong to the people but below them belongs to the #CHUDs! #mta
An impromptu jam band session in the Kent Ave/Williamsburg Bridge area of the BQE is currently causing traffic delays in both directions. Please avoid the area unless you play bass.
Does anybody else think we should cancel #subway and #bus service to the #Bronx and #Queens because I never go there anyway? #nyc #newyorkcity #masstransit