Dave Chappelle

@davidchappelle.bsky.social

Somebody told me, ‘Man, you need to change your profile picture. You’ve had that thing since 2012!’ I said, ‘2012? I’m just letting that picture age like fine wine. You want me to update it? Nah, that’s like putting a new shirt on a statue. Plain disrespectful!’

You ever notice how Morgan Freeman narrates everything like it’s the most important thing in the world? He could read the back of a cereal box and make you feel like you’re witnessing the birth of a nation. “And then, the Frosted Flakes... changed the world forever.”