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The Jagr bobber robber jobber scourge continues.

Thieves steal 25,000 Jaromir Jagr bobbleheads

The shipment carrying the collectibles was stolen after it had been shipped to California.

13abc.com

For the last time, NYT, my catering days are behind me.