Stop looking at me like you know what I’m thinking. Besides it’s worse than you’re thinking anyway. And the soundtrack is different.

See I’m totally and completely chill about it, obviously. I don’t know why you keep staring at me like I’m being unreasonable IM FINE.

SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 20h ago

The cut of this suit is giving Cary Grant, and if you know anything about me, you know that I’m feeling very normal and fine about that. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

The cut of this suit is giving Cary Grant, and if you know anything about me, you know that I’m feeling very normal and fine about that. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

So dreamy

Because I’m still on my bullshit today, allow me to present the following: Critics Being Shitbirds For Almost a Century

Been a while since I shared an edition of “THESE TARGETED ADS ARE OUT TO GET ME!!!!” To whichever one of you works for little rooms: the orange garnish on the drink with the co-captains? 💥Diabolical.💥

I’m sure I won’t get a thousand miles of usage out of this…….. 🫢

“maybe im just a woman inside, you know, that’s the voice that I know the best”

Lady Penni@ladypenni.bsky.social · 3d ago

This one is lovely. www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainmen...

His little hover hand 🥹

Just an unreal human being. 🤌🤌🤌🫦

You know that SpongeBob licking meme?

I know I’m Appalachian-born, but you didn’t have to have me out here feeling like JD, Bone. Damn. 🛋️💦

Had been away from Drops so long I had to start completely over from scratch 😭😭. But on the upside it makes me feel *real* smart. This is a pītiti (applause). Meanwhile… do I even need to say it? I don’t think so. I know what we’re all about here.

“I’m the biggest Diva I’ve worked with.” 🥰

These reviews are legitimately putting me in a bad mood?

I don’t know how much time I lost watching this on a loop, but I have a beard like Rip Van Winkle and my eyes feel like sand. 🫦

Yessssss Rachel.

Oh look. The barking is back.

Zee qualiteee 🤌🤌

“just let me know if the bow tie needs fixing” 😂😂

Just such a jolly boy. 🥹🥹🥰

I love that he’s never given up on his passion for color. In his wardrobe, especially.

moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️@mooshy.bsky.social · 5d ago

this is an excellent look 👌

Shhhh. Shhhh. It’s okay. Don’t worry about it.

Emma Thompson doing a perfect rendition of me every time Taika sprinkles some really quietly intelligent tidbit into regular conversation.