Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats
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54,Neurodeviant, #AuDHD 🎧, #PKD, on #dialysis. Malignantly useless. Beep boops: https://on.soundcloud.com/nU3z4Eh6t2LNwg1f8 Most liked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3awc6f2orurtpccg3l2ayr4v/feed/aaaohph7amsxm
Forty years ago I watched 20-year-old movies that seemed SO OLD
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
Going to r/foodiesnark. They are very mean
someone posted (on threads) that opening up threads is like a lil phone cigarette and yes
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Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
exploring a new artistic direction where I float face down four to eight inches above the ground
Had a customer who thought “buy one get one for $1” meant “if you buy one, it will be a dollar.” What would you call this misunderstanding? It seems like something more than just a problem with “reading comprehension.” Cultural literacy?
My heart goes out to the millions of people struggling to remember how to write "Thanks! Sounds great!" in an email.
ChatGPT down: OpenAI chatbot not working in major outage
Sam Altman reminds me of Milo. I don’t know if they actually look alike or if they just share an attitude of inhuman contempt.
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
anyway if we're sharing 9/11 kitsch in advance of the anniversary, here's my favorite
It bothers me when use “pajamas” to describe the uniforms worn by concentration camp prisoners and the Viet Cong. Feels trivializing, which may be useful for “the enemy” but not atrocity victims.
Would I eat lab-grown meat? Maybe in spaghetti sauce or something. I can’t imagine eating a cruelty-free steak.
I don’t know what genres my music would be. Sometimes I go for a specific genre but I usually just follow the sounds, and I have all sorts of genres crowding my skull
the only acceptable milk is raw milk from the tit of a tradwife
I don’t know it just seems like it should exist.
they should invent a capitalism that we can ethically consume
waking up every day since the election to find out “the guy who makes that thing you like believes in phrenology” is like getting wedgied out of bed for two years straight