@ujikarm.bsky.social

The best argument I've ever heard for universal basic income (UBI). "The reason we don't call that work is because it doesn't make rich people money." 🎤Craig Fay

Like Wizards, Alchemists need a lot of up-front investment to learn a bunch of useful potions and buy some heavy armour, but they're a high-risk, high-reward tank class that can dish out serious AOE damage and offer a lot of utility.

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Alchemists are a Support Tank class that can create a variety of useful potions, both in-combat and out of it. There’s always a small chance of them exploding, dealing damage to everyone around them, but there’s an equal chance of each potion being super potent!

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Despite thaumaturgists insisting otherwise, the sole difference between Faeries and Pixies is the blood alcohol content. "Pixie" is just a tiny, slurred mishearing of the word "Tipsy". But remember, faeries are very, very fucking mean drunks.

The people of Mundain have a very simple judiciary system, in that whoever can afford to hire the most men to kick your head in makes the rules. Unless there’s a Paladin watching, in which case everyone sort of stares at the floor or whistles innocently until they leave.

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