Tim Melody Pratt

@timpratt.org

Writer and editor. Loser of Nebula, World Fantasy, Dick, and Stoker Awards (won a Hugo tho). Been published in Best American Short Stories AND Best American Erotica. Genderfluid. Any pronouns I publish a new story monthly at www.patreon.com/timpratt (ooh)

My library didn’t have a book I was excited about reading so I bought the ebook a couple months ago but I haven’t read it because I have all these library books and THEY have a time limit and the one I bought doesn’t and I keep getting more library books oh no

Empty nest. New apartment that I don’t have to maintain to anyone’s standards but my own. Writing for my job but with no urgent deadlines I’m gonna need to build myself a structured schedule or else I’ll deliquesce into some kind of ooze But first a long weekend

Hi, my name is Mister Beast, and I can't read. Haha, that's why I've written this book, with another man's name on it. His name has been on LOTS of books HE didn't write either. Who knows who really wrote this one! Haha please, buy this book, and maybe even read it, but mostly buy it. It exists.

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Growing up I thought books were boring, in reality I just didn't read anything that actually interested me. Which is why I teamed up with James Patterson to write The Most Dangerous Games! For many people this might be the first book they actually read (and hopefully enjoy haha) give it a read and tell me what you think :D
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THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES
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I am very sad about my empty nest (numb/anhedonic/affectless) but am trying to focus on all the writing I’ll get done and how I can just hang around in my house in my underwear now

Today’s AI publishing spam scam: * Purports to be from an author I have met multiple times and once interviewed for an hour and a half * mistakes me for a self-published author who used the same byline It’s an operation so sophisticated it gives me chills