Flares Brian
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One trick pony, swears a lot, an awful lot. Mod revivalist. Partial to crocodiles and suedies, same as it ever was, same as it ever was.
Driver came in to our place today, telling me his life had been turned upside down in the past year. After visiting Thailand and falling for a local lady less than half his 64 years, he decided to divorce his wife, sell his house, buy an apartment out there, his girlfriend has moved in and looks
Dog looks like owner rather than vice versa Creepy that, like
Le Cagle@lecagle.bsky.social · 2d agoLook at this absolute weirdo (complimentary) that I met today
Being bullied, cajoled, persuaded to book a holiday for next year, little does Wifey know…
Nose Tap The Bear
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Just sat through The Odyssey. It's just an overlong Jason and the Argonaughts.
Half decent goal from the forthcoming Premier league champions #MightyBlues
£395 to paint an old chest of drawers. And then Harold Shipman’s brother, fuck me #moneyfornothing
Caprice explains to Abby Crouchy, that her billion pound mansion in London is a regular family home
Thank fuck it’s Friday *Calm down, Chris Evans comments though not funny are acceptable
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This has been the fucking 4 longest working days in the history of working days, since records began, 4 days ago
Every time I see a fucking Trivago advert featuring that cunt Klopp and that twat “I should have checked Trivago” I want to go on a killing spree
Be mad if Zack Polanski cut Nigel Farage’s head off but used a machete rather than a guillotine, don’t you think?
Woman who doesn't look like Andy Burnham insists she looks like Andy Burnham
Older Woman with Snapchat Glasses
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Another ridiculously hard day at work but with the help of my team of ne' er do wells, we only went and done it. Shit sorted, end of.
Our Nelly has just popped in, Grandad, can we watch some videos of animals farting on YouTube, but not Elephants. My life is complete again.
The new song from the remake of The Alley cats, updated for the times we live in.
Yakhunt@yakhunt.net · 2w agoMust be mad being a cat, having to kill everything smaller than you that moves.
Earning my corn this morning, fuck me, running around like a blue arse, back to work very soon
Went to work this morning for a bit of R+R Wifey got in the early hours of the morning, after listening to her throw up, she entered the boudoir in a frisky mood, her drunken idea of foreplay was to throw rolled balls of socks at me for 5 mins and then try and crawl under the quilt from the bottom
Just bought me Mam a chippy tea. When I took it over for her, she looked at me like I was going to ransack the house. I didn’t want to let her down, so had her purse away.
Message to Bambi and Thumper, next time, stop fucking around and shoot the cunt
Ruin a book by adding a word: To Kill A Fucking Mockingbird
Yakhunt@yakhunt.net · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: The Midwich Cuckoo Clocks
Fuck me, Gambler son is 35 today, where does the time ( meaning my money) Seriously proud as punch of him and all he has achieved. My favourite picture of him and our(his) Nelly
