ramattra if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
Salem 🦇⚰️
@batkingsalem.bsky.social
they/he 🏳️⚧️ 30’s king of guitarprincess artist & certified freak™️ - MINORS/ANTIS DNI! Wife guy to @tsunderestorm.bsky.social https://batkingsalem.straw.page
Award for my most tender Blitz goes to this Stolitz comm WIP 🥲
My wife thought I hallucinated this meme but I FOUND IT
Doctrine is quite literally a perfect boy like no fucking notes I am SHAKEN TO MY CORE He and Shion are SO fucking COOL like what the fuck where was this energy on other characters!!!!???
Sometimes I remember movie Michael Afton and wow they made him that crazy for me!!! Lunatic daddy’s boy I know that’s right!!! Vanessa was good enough and now I have BOTH 🙏🙏
The new Hazbin drop is based for slutting Adam out like this 🙏 I want that fat boy!!!
The new Hazbin drop is based for slutting Adam out like this 🙏 I want that fat boy!!!
My ham-ham house is one of the top things I’d grab if I had to pick only a few things to keep from my possessions orz Jessie got it for me for Christmas after I’d regretted getting rid of my childhood one years ago during a “too cool” phase 😭😭 she even got me the JPN exclusive Harmony and Spat!!
another cross stitch project I finished up recently ~ when it’s all framed up it’ll go in our bedroom
I reorganized the top of my home workspace and I love how it’s laid out! For now 🤣
Oh that’s such a cute drop!! I just got Adam Charm bc that’s the star of the show (also yet again he’s fucking FAT thank you, sincerely a Fat Adam Truther since day 1) 🤣 but I loved the Cherri and Angel and Val and Vel charms!! This is such an adorable cheesy drop I hope besties love it sm
Are any of my followers/moots going to Blizzcon? I’d really love to get these for my wife, who mains Juno, but we won’t be able to attend the event! Please reply or DM if you’d be willing to help out so we can work out payment details! 💖
kiriko once sucked mizuki off in her 2b costume and now every time they hook up he asks her if she still has it
Hey!! Do I have any followers/moots going to Blizzcon? My wife is a Juno main and NEEDS the little Deimos and Phobos plushes - we’ll pay you of course, plus extra and shipping!! Just let me know! 💖
You're gorgeous, do you need a job? How many dicks can you suck?
Mizuki seems like the type to wear a collar in public and want to be led around by a leash in crowded places
My dad just sent me this with no prior text and no comment. Also he took this picture
Jessie also drew me (from memory) Fizz in what she insisted was his canon outfit, and Blitz nursing some beautiful newborn stolitz nuggets
Me on here rn vs me on twitter rn has become unexpectedly the Olivia Rodrigo “all the time, I’m grateful all the time” / *chaotic screaming* TikTok sound and it’s really funny like I’m legit not even mad 🤣🤣🤣
It always just makes me so emotional bc as a teenager my wife had a whole wall in her bedroom of my art, and now in our home she has professional quality prints of my work on the walls and I just love her 😭😭
Omg Jessie framed my Stolitz piece and it looks so good, it’s going on our bedroom wall!! She also printed a canvas of my byler piece that’s on our accent wall in the living room 😭 having a wife who loves your art and works at a gallery is so special 😭
A bad girl who decided she REALLY REALLY needed to eat popcorn kernels first thing this morning because her food bowl needed refilled
Also my peppers are doing really well, here’s some of my cayennes!
Messaged my doctor today bc the hand numbness has mostly gone away thank god but the elbow pain persists and I can’t hold anything heavy in my dominant hand bc of it 🫠 or move it too much 🫠 or lay on it much