Gavin Shoebridge

@kiwiev.bsky.social

Lover of potatoes, electric cars and freshly harvested memes.

Staying in fancy hotels has taught me something about myself: I don't like fancy hotels. I had a crap night's sleep because the pillows are comically enormous and I woke up bleary-eyed needing coffee and they give me enough for 1 cup + 1 cup decaffeinated. Are we at war? Is rationing back???

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This fancy arse Queenstown hotel is pissing me off. I have to fabricate a makeshift pillow out of my jacket. Every other pillow is almost a foot thick. Who the hell sleeps with their head at a 90° angle??? $900 a night? 1 star.

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Forget the bathtub on the balcony, the true test of a fancy resort is how they manipulate the holy spud. I'm putting on my hat of judgement for these fries. 🥔 Need my energy for whatever I'm driving tomorrow.

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Another day, another flight to a mystery location. This one's supposed to be like nothing I've ever experienced though. Let's see where we end up and what we end up driving. 😁

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It fits! Got the aluminum battery shell (we call it the taco 🌮) on its frame, sitting in the back of the Allegro. The batteries are gonna sit in it then we'll compress & secure them before connecting them together. Should be a relatively light 400v battery pack.

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Normally Full Self Driving is a whizz at parking so it's surprising to see a Tesla back into a clearly visible object. You'd think the neural network would have thought "beep boop something ain't right here" but nope it let virtual Jesus take the wheel with crunchy consequences.

Car makers all rave about how you can control everything with voice commands but you just can't. It never works. Never ever ever. Even basic stuff. It's always dumber than a box of rocks. Car makers: sort it out for spuds sake.