A lot of people spend their lives trying to work out just what love is, but we actually do know the answer. Love is a rhizome.

Do you need an easier way to book a doctor's appointment? Well it's not Zocdoc because you're outside the US so just sit through the next year of YouTube sponsorships in boredom like a good little capitalist pinata.

My recent quest to find a movie as goofy-fun as the D&D movie: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: this movie gets it. Good, dumb fun. 8/10. MORTAL KOMBAT II: this movie knows it should get it but struggled. 6/10. MANDALORIAN AND GROGLET: "No, use the 'Piss Yellow' colour grading setting." Snore. DNF/10.

I wonder what he's hiding under - oh, never mind. There it is. There it all is. By @heathenfang.bsky.social with Storm.

I was today years old when I learned that most Americans can't read 24h time. There's a very simple trick I can share to help you migrate: if the hours are over 12, subtract 12 from them and call it PM. So 15:35 -> 3:35 PM. There. Now you can buy a Casio.

I have all the acronyms. PTSD. Pet Tummy-Snuggling Disorder. ADHD. Adorable Dog-Hugging Disorder. OCD. Obsessive Cat picture-Dumping.

Morning. Have a good day. Get lots of fluids. Be kind. And fuck the British Museum.

Are there any words you deliberately misspell because you prefer your spelling? I like berzerk. Feels better than "berserk".

Everyone is entitled to basic human rights. Except you, Jeremy. You get nothing and you know why.

Monthly reminder that if you don't like a piece of art, you have full permission to just not say anything. You absolutely do not need to post "I don't like this" on everything you don't like. Nobody cares. Not everything is about you, nor should it be. Learn to exist alongside difference, dickhead.

Dad does this every time you bring a date home. Just smiles and winks and says "Have fun, boys". Eyefucks your date so hard it gives you performance anxiety. Every time, you tell yourself that you could just move out...but then you won't get to see *that*. "Thanks, Daddy~" 🎨: @mikae.bsky.social

Today, on the Irritating Wordplay podcast, we're asking: was Patroclus a Homersexual?

1km PB tonight. Running instead of writing is a decent substitute.

Who are your favourite authors writing horse porn on SoFurry these days?

In this thesis I will show that Dante's Inferno is proof that Renaissance people only had nine fingers.

If I follow you and you happen to have some small TG group with a high signal:noise ratio with interesting folk in it, do let me know.

It's not well-known, but thousands of twink horses are harvested every day just to give you your tasty breakfast. It's immoral and it has to stop. #SaveHorseButtholes

It'll be fine. www.onlyflares.com/blog/an-upda...

An update on my health

Just some info about what's going on with me.

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I want two pony players to pull me along on a sled with runners shaped like horsecocks. And when we stop, I press a button and the runners squirt an indeterminately viscous fluid over the ponies. And then the pony boys fuck.

I win. Again. I mean, statistically you'd think you might have won one of the last two hundred duels, but you seem to keep losing... With @mitch.horsecock.gay

My extremely horny novel about equines, companionship, growing up and getting dicked every which way by friends and family is now available! I really do think it's the best thing I've ever done, and I'm delighted to finally get to share it with you all :) www.bewere.net/product.php?...

If we don't get a scene, however brief, of Paul foreseeing Worm Leto then I will be writing an unbelievably harsh letter to the Screen Actors Guild, proposing the reinstatement of tarring and feathering.

"The spectacle came from a space rock, estimated to be the size of a heavy airline bag, that zipped through Earth’s atmosphere at a speed of 32,000 miles per hour." I am fucking begging the US to learn how to intuit weight from numbers instead of the last thing they happened to be holding.

Sometimes my brain feels like a PS3 processor in that I automatically shunt work onto the background threads to get them done, using an awkward process that not a lot of people properly understand but which produces remarkable performance if done right.

I may have a definitive answer on my health woes within just a couple weeks and my nerves are jangling.

Sam Neill, after careful consideration, I've decided to endorse your life. You leave us an oeuvre filled with delight and wonder. RIP.

His reins are up for grabs. Think you can give him what he wants? A terrific piece of my himbo centaur guy by the lovely @mikae.bsky.social

Minotaur Hotel is accepting applications from experienced furry writers for a writing assistant to work alongside our lead writer, @minoanon.bsky.social , across a variety of projects.

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Writing is an exercise in decomposition. It's about taking a single high-level problem ("A story about...") and breaking it down endlessly. How do I tell my story? Where does it start? What's the end? How many chapters? How to start this paragraph? What to say in this sentence? Which word next?