Reading the latest Old Man's War and casually thought to look up how the Rraey look and uh oh he's hot.

#FindsFriday Alert and sparky, a 4th C BC red-figured rhyton in the form of a horse's head. From tomb in ancient pre-Roman Peucetian city of Thuriae, one of the largest in Puglia. Excavated 1957, in Monte Sannace displays in Gioia del Colle museum.

Murderbot.

I dearly wish for whomever decided that Discord should force-enable halloween sounds every October, to be hit repeatedly with a frying pan in the head. Since they like echoey sounds so much, they'll love having tinnitus.

I want the next Chuck Tingle bestseller to be a story about an AI company whose founder is horribly and rightfully murdered, and then they put the AI onto solving the murder when the police refuse to do anything because "deserved tbf". And then the AI decides the company is the killer and explodes.

Good morning, that's a nice tnetennba.

Duk.

Hey there~ Look what I got. Art by @fobo.bsky.social

Hats off to these hardworking lil' stimming tools for letting me get through meetings.

Looksaveraging.

sheath or balls

That's right, baby - I'm *all* clavicle.

Summer's finally here - and Bucephalus knows from terrible experience exactly which bits of him need the most sunscreen. Art by @noswift.art - he's just opened for comms if you'd like to snag your own.

Would I Lie To You Does Numberwang

Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page

Mm honse

Technically it should be New Zedland.

Keep a dipstick handy to check your oil regularly. If you don't own a dipstick, Bucephalus kindly makes his available for use. Art by @deusexmoose.com , with @taki-wan-en.bsky.social

The thing with all my health issues is that a lot of it has had me in a mental state where I feel not smart. And being smart is kind of the one thing that I rely on for my job. It's sure not my sparkling personality. So that's been very unfun and even concerning, from a long term job perspective.

Not a single one of my OCs in any story has ever consented to what I do to them. That's what gets me off.

You know what single option is the defining thing that I look for in games these days? The one non-negotiable that will make me ignore even an otherwise terrific game: pausing. If I can't pause, I'm not going to play your game. We don't all have big contiguous blocks of time to play uninterrupted.

I want a game show called "DRUNK OR AMERICAN?"

If you say "Microsoft Office" three times in the mirror, Clippy appears and bludgeons you to death.

As I get older, I feel more and more I need to start ticking off my oldest bucket list items. So my main goal now is to see someone else naked before the end of the year. Call it impossible, call it the ravings of a madhorse, but I think I can do it.

To check if your horse is authentic, punch it in the dick. False, refurbished or knock-off horses will fold up in pain, while authentic ones will kick you so hard you need surgery.

Biblically accurate donkey cock.

Wolves are fungible.

I could and will rewatch Arrested Development clip compilations for the rest of time. "As Ann as the nose on plain's face."

He certainly does find ways to keep himself entertained, doesn't he. Art by MoltenGold.