Today’s Mitch McConnell update

The Los Angeles Dodgers after being consecutively swept by the Red Sox and the Cubs

Listen to Jenifer Lewis, godammit!

Jennifer C@thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 8h ago

Jenifer Lewis said it best: 35.9 million people sat out 2024, and we don’t let that shit happen again. Not this time. Not with 90 days on the clock and everything on the line. Speak out, knock louder, make it impossible to ignore. It’s on all of us to flip it all blue. #BlueWaveIn90Days

Wealthy pedophiles make ideal blackmail/bribery targets: ✅Guilty of unforgivable crimes ✅Obsessed with money ✅Possess no moral compass This also makes them ideal political allies. 🫩

Otherwise known as “The Matt Gaetz Gambit” 🫩

Forbes@forbes.com · yesterday

Miller on Tuesday called on the House Ethics Committee to investigate him.

We only rate dogs. This is a baby kangaroo, as you can tell by the kickstart button on her foot. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: supernoodlegirls)

Today’s Mitch McConnell update

Greetings from Dry Falls NC, so named because you can stand under them without getting wet.

MAGA is Scientology for poor people.

Jeanine Pirro right now:

I Have The Receipts

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The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 2d ago

Trump on the Reflecting Pool: "Jeanine Pirro made a mistake. There was vandalism…We have photographs or tapes — like moving cameras — where people are on the side cutting it with a box knife…The judge was extremely unfriendly to Jeanine, and frankly I think she choked."

Look how proud he is of himself 🫩

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 2d ago

11 years ago today, Ken Paxton surrendered at the Collin County Jail on felony securities fraud charges. This is his mugshot.

He collected $12 billion for this last year and it doesn’t even exist. 🫩

Offering condolences to Elaine Chao for the death of her husband tomorrow. 🫩

Give the bicyclist some room. Hold the door for who’s behind you. Return the shopping cart. Let in a car entering the highway. Compliment someone’s outfit. It makes you feel good too. ✌️

I hope you’re sitting down for this. The shooter at the In-N-Out Burger in Twin Falls, Idaho that killed 3 people and injured 2 people is a Republican, white male, and prob a born again christian. I’m as shocked as you are.

I've been in three fistfights in my life. One was with a stranger I saw hitting his girlfriend. When that man gave his statement to the police he sounded EXACTLY like Max Miller. 😒

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · 3d ago

Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"

There was no valid need for the Underdog theme song to slap this hard, but we're all very thankful it did.

It's Saturday night in the 70s. You're watching this because your grandparents are into it when you realize you're kinda into it too. 🤷

“What's NOT in his wallet?” Still a catchy slogan. 🤟😎

ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected@adelpreore.bsky.social · 4d ago

This seems significant 👀 The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to U.S. President Donald Trump's family business. Capital One closed Plaintiffs’ accounts for anti-money laundering (“AML”) reasons. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

A Caturday in Leo season is something special. Hug it out. ♌

Are you there, God? It's me, the one who helped the Cybertruck back into a parking space so I could let them hit that lightpole…

emceekayvee@emceekayvee.bsky.social · 4d ago

Are you there, God? It's me, the one from the retraining order. I know I'm *technically* not supposed to contact you, but...

Today's Mitch McConnell update

You think he understands how many mail-in voters are elderly/shut-in/rural MAGAs?

Adam Driver: Do We Need To Inform Him?

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Happy Spider-Man Day to everyone who knows the words to this song...

Happy Caturday to all who celebrate

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey - wrong answers only!

Cuddle Planes Trains And Automobiles

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Kim Britt Knits 🧶@kphbritt.bsky.social · 5d ago

Best film adaptation of The Ofyssey - wrong answers only!

Today's Mitch McConnell update

Pulsing Heartbeat Line

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Me posting after a gummy

Me (1963): 1. bobblehead 2. deadass 3. highlighter 4. multiverse 5. telemarketing

Charlie Brown: Help I Need Help (Psychiatric)

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Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6d ago

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