Everett Myshkin

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What do the people who work at the fish sandal factory do for fun? What did they want to be when they grew up? What was their reaction when their boss told them they were going to make fish sandals?

Several pairs of fish-shaped flip flops for sale

Fun fact: most male mammals (but not humans, in case you weren't sure) have a baculum, or penis bones Biologists use its length as a metric for reproductive health. This means there are government storage facilities packed to the gills with old polar bear bacula This is an otter baculum

A long spiny bone

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

I'm not a lawyer but it seems like a dispute between a fox and a hen would not be a good candidate for mediation Translation: "settle amicably, it's not stupid" (bête can mean either "stupid" or "animal", so this is a pin)

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That's a terrible fox costume but the fact that the British traditions require that all election candidates be in the same shot on election night, no matter how ridiculous they are, is fun

andy burnham, the winner of a byelection, standing next to his fellow candidates. One, whose head is a garbage can, is shaking his hand, while another next to him is wearing an AliExpress fox fursuit and holding a sign that says "protect British wildlife"

I'm in Toronto tonight and passed a clump of very happy Algerians and extremely reserved Panamians, so I figured Algeria must have won against Panama It turns out Algeria lost 0-3 to Argentina and Panama didn't play at all today. So props to the Algerians for their positivity I guess

My junior high French textbooks growing up in Manitoba were obsessed with Montreal's La Ronde amusement park, as if it were an essential part of life in Quebec that anglophones in the Rest of Canada needed explained

A distant amusement park