Yt f*ggots love to be awful at communication and then act like you’re crazy for being like “communicate.”
Vidalia Anne Gentry
@vag4short.bsky.social
Just an onion in a “carrots are good for your eyes but we really just made that up so the enemy wouldn’t know about our night vision goggles” world.
Did y’all let another gay man die from drugs and then refuse to talk about how he died?
The Idina version? In this economy? Weird choice but ok.
At this point all I want for Christmas is a solid bowel movement.
I have a very exciting makeup gig tomorrow but I’m anxious about it and it’s giving me agita and I literally can’t handle anymore digestive distress this week 😅
Just cuz it’s a bus, doesn’t mean it’s *public* transportation. Lord.
Not even being funny: if you don’t “get” wicked…red flag. Like…the message is so universal that it’s the highest grossing musical of all time, running for 20 years…and your lived experience doesn’t find it relatable? Red. Flag.
I’ve been sick in bed with a stomach flu for like 3 days. I have not reached my goal weight, and the cabin fever is causing a manic episode which all 30 of you are currently experiencing.
The way wicked is THE movie right now and ZERO auto captions have spelled Elphaba correctly…three cheers for AI, I guess.
That 4B movement gettin the dudes and NNN isn’t even over. Lol. Only the republikkkans could inadvertently make everyone have MORE gay sex 😂
Sometimes I leave the gym feeling stabby…that is to say: questioning Elle Woods succinct yet astute 2001 observation of the relationships between exercise, endorphins, and 3 or more crows.
I mostly blame tech tycoons for ruining the internet but y’all comin on here to poopoo everything anyone else enjoys sure ain’t helpin’. Go outside.
Can’t wait to see drag queens with no POV of their own insist on doing Defying Gravity because it’s “in” while not knowing the f*cking words.
Queer people: now is not the time to push something to the Supreme Court. Let’s not play stupid games.
Well, goodbye beard. It’s been fun. Thanks for teaching me the only thing between me and being treated like a person is a 1/4” of facial hair and some temporary tattoos. 😅
I know we’re not supposed to experience joy anymore but…you can clap at the end.
My cynical ass thought nothing would ever be beautiful again. I was wrong.
Do the kids get hit by cars more these days? They 100% do NOT look both ways before crossing the street. I’m not even sure they look one way before crossing.
44 degrees is not “remote start” weather. Just say you hate the planet lol.
I recently discovered that a Whitt’s pulled pork sandwich is $3.33 after tax on Wednesday’s…so that’s where you’ll find me every Wednesday 😅
Did you guys know onions have layers? Produce…the more ya know.
Wow definitely haven’t popped off as fast as I thought I would 😅
Hello my little onion petals - I’m ready to finally POP OFF on a social media platform.