[ opens her mouth to say something. closes it. ]

[ gently knocking on @nyoihoju.bsky.social's door. ]

[ she's just sitting in the break room, drinking coffee. ]

I don't get you.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 17h ago

Alright you were sayin'?

He's lucky I'm off the clock.

What're you— Ah.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 17h ago

Ain't no violations t'be had here an' now. But just to be certain, you ought to close up your ears for a minute or two.

Yeah, 'cause I sensed a violation an' needed to tend to it immediately.

Ⱬ — ☆@cabizbajo.bsky.social · 17h ago

Lucky for y'all, HR seems to've just woken up.

( 💭 can't sleep.... might as well go for a walk. )

( ... none 'a my business. )

/ I don't remember my inspo chart for Lottie. Hold please

( now 𝘐´𝘮 just sayin' words, geez. ]

Oh... guess I misread the situation.. 💦 I'm sure there's plenty of servants that'd love to be chewed on by you...?

Nyagiko!!!!!!!!@nyagiko.bsky.social · yesterday

Oh! They don’t have to be /my/ servant! Just /a/ servant willing to be chewed on! … Having a servant could be fun though……

. Sorry. Read the subtext an' forgot you said somethin' else. My bad. But also you don't need a servant!! D'you just need enrichment?

Nyagiko!!!!!!!!@nyagiko.bsky.social · yesterday

. Do you want me to chew on you?

Chew toys.... you guys're talkin' about people? Come on!!

[ woman with unlimited mana, ] Am I a joke to you????

Nyagiko!!!!!!!!@nyagiko.bsky.social · yesterday

I want a chew toy (servant)

That's a real big sigh.

/ [girl who has too many accounts voice] what if i flipped someone and brought someone new in. For a laff

Unfortunately.

No, no, it's just perfect. Thank you for your help, Nagippi.

Nyagiko!!!!!!!!@nyagiko.bsky.social · 2d ago

chan-bossu, i got the papers sorted! was that too slow?

...I'm gonna choose to ignore that.

100 hours...?! That's a 'lil much... [ woman who is used to 50-60 hour workweeks. ] 35 hours...is that really enough time to get everythin' done?

Risa Marlow@necrostampy.bsky.social · 2d ago

!!! Alright I'll make a note of that. And I'm glad to hear that. We don't need any workaholic around. A 35 hours workweek is enough. I already had to argue with Iris because she wanted to work like 100 some hours a week.

I don't gotta take a break! But I'll go brew some coffee before other people start clockin' in.

Nyagiko!!!!!!!!@nyagiko.bsky.social · 2d ago

On it, boss lady!! I’ll get to work on that while you take a break!!!!

HEY! 💢

• • •@thegreatlabyrinth.bsky.social · 2d ago

I dunno if paperwork is all that stimulatin', but if you can help group papers together by department, that'd help a lot.

Nyagiko!!!!!!!!@nyagiko.bsky.social · 3d ago

!!! If you need any help, I gotchu!!! I have been craving stimulation.

She's just like that, but I'm sure she'll get used to how things work with time. Haaa.. tendency to overwork. But I'm glad she's eager whenever I give time off. Rest's important.

Risa Marlow@necrostampy.bsky.social · 3d ago

Okay! I wasn't sure since she always looked so panicked whenever you're gone. I wasn't sure if I should worry too but I've been told that's how things flow sometimes around here. What kind of tendencies?

WHAT TH' HELL

(Just opened the flipping the bird email for the whole ship to start shaking.) WAUGHH I'M SORRYYYY

Yeah, I figured. I'm payin' for it via paperwork.......

Nyagiko!!!!!!!!@nyagiko.bsky.social · 3d ago

I’m gonna worry about it!!! you missed a torture labyrinth, beeteedubs.

Backup...I mean, I don't think I'd need an assistant. I've got Biskki, an' she's been holdin' down the fort for me. Though I worry we've got the same tendencies...

Risa Marlow@necrostampy.bsky.social · 3d ago

Oh that's good. Always make sure you get enough rest. Oh while I was turning in my work, I was wondering, do we have a backup office Manager for when you're on your vacation or occupied? I worry when I hear you've been up late filling in new recruits' information in

☹️

• • •@thegreatlabyrinth.bsky.social · 3d ago

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