I’m watching an Oregon State-Colorado State Pac 12 conference game on USA and just saw a commercial for msnow. What is happening?

I’m rocking a hall of fame fall fit tonight. Starts with the Mummy Dunks.

With all the Halloween movies running I can't help but believe that the drop in haunting incidents is directly tied to the rise in LED candles.

If your main source of music is Pandora you’re basically saying “I don’t really like music but it’s important that people think I might.”

It's that time of year when I trim my "friend group" by 75% by unsubscribing from marketing emails.

3 days in Portland: 2 student driver stickers seen. Seattle: 3 on one car immediately.

How can I render myself u conscious for 9 months to indefinitely? Asking for a, friend? Jk I haven’t talked to any friends.

That was criminal. Dude probably just ended Dante Moore’s career and danced about it.

Watching the 🦆 game with my dad and my favorite one of his friends. Probably the last time I’m going to ever see his friend. FUSC for him.

My sister demands that shoes be taken off at her house, today I'm bringing a pair of new-in-box sneakers to put on in front of her.

After a few runs with The Encore I’m convinced Elizabeth Taylor was the last song recorded on TLOASG and the moment MM learned how to track live drums.

Anything that still uses micro-usb is evil.

I used to just be able to have ESPN "on" while I went about my business. Now there's so much Pat McAfee I've started watching CNN and WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME.

Also whenever something really lucky happens to you I don't like it when people say "you should buy a lottery ticket!" I just used all the luck, if anything YOU should buy the lottery ticket.

Been taking a lot of Ls lately and just applied for a job I've kind of been waiting to pop up for a while now. Fingers crossed.

Replacing several vices by playing Fallout 4 and just stumbled into the Fallout subreddit. Looks like I have 2-3k more hours ahead of me.

Jeremiah Smith welcome to the Chargers.

Sometimes you just spend most of your workday drafting Denzel Washington movies with all of your coworkers.

You can feel it in advance when someone is about to tell you that they 3D printed something.

I finally decide on a favorite ice cream and now I have to be scared of it.

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃@falconryfinance.bsky.social · 2w ago

that gritty texture in the salted caramel is actually cremains from a state-run corpse incinerator that is operated in the same prison-complex where the ice cream is made so those are prisoner cremains in the ice cream

I love how dinosaurs are so undeniably awesome that they got retcon'd in to religion.

I’m installing a “no phones” policy at my house primarily so people will charge their fucking phones.

I just banged my NPC companion in Fallout 4 and it’s literally the best thing I have going for me in life right now.

Enough with the hot honey please.

First Duck game watch at home without her since the Pac 10. Miss you, Clem. #GoDucks

Go every former and current Pac 12 team. But 🦆 first.

Just got a supermarket sandwich from someone that has pretty obviously never made a sandwich. Triple the cheese.

If they don’t do a boomerang flyover I’m done with football.

My favorite taco joint just changed the game.

After the line to get on the field last night I kind of want to go through gen pop at airport security just to flex.