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Chuck Wendig@chuckwendig.bsky.social · 4d ago

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: "Hi, I'm the possum that died in your family well!"

There are a lot of specifically Philly themed restaurants in South Carolina. What's up with that?

Can't spell Succubas without SCUBA

This week I heard a college student on a train say "uh yeah I'm pro AI the way I'm pro electricity."

How much are Elon or some other billionaires scrambling over each other to buy one of these 'because they're really into history'

I might be the only person rooting for Madame Web to make an appearance in Spiderman Brand New Day

One of the problems Marvel has right now is that I'm supposed to be excited because they got up on a stage and announced a Ghost Rider movie like they haven't announced and shelved a dozen other movies. I'll be excited for a marvel announcement after Blade is released.

I still can't believe they're making a movie that is basically What if The Purge but for fucking and it's a RomCom

The thing about Doctor Doom is that he's Reed Richards level intellect but not Reed Richards level evil.

This is gonna really mess with your head but it used to be the Mandala effect.

I've recently become convinced that the secret of who Sadie Sink plays in the upcoming Spiderman movie was never supposed to be a secret. I think people didn't catch on to what the studio thought was going to be obvious or unimportant and started fighting. Then the studios started playing into it.

Time is the sweetest poison.

AI Advocates: In a few years AI Agents will be doing all our jobs for us. AI:

"Hey I'm guardin' ere. Watch where yer walkin' ya big oaf. The air so think you gotta chew it before you breath. That Guilliman's a real ballbusta ain't he? 'Ey I'm from the Branx"

It's really wild to think how far the American Right has come just in my lifetime. When I was born they idolized a formerly Democratic actor from California. Now they idolized a formerly Democratic reality TV show host from New York.

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unspeakable horror

I've been considering that it might be a funny bit to try to run for public office just for the hope that some oppo person goes through my old tweets.

This is your regular reminder that LLMs are word guessing algorithms. That is all they do. Admittedly, they are very advanced word guessing machines. But if it isn't word guessing - they don't do it.

You ever have an idea absolutely haunt you for weeks? I heard someone suggest that they should cast Sabrina Carpenter as Wolverine and I just

Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.

Don't let a desire to "not speak ill of the dead" get in the way of speaking accurately about the dead.

Now feels like a good time to remind everyone that you get the respect in death that you earned in life through your actions. If you don't want people to joyously celebrate your death, don't be an evil asshole.

One of my strongest held TV show beliefs is that the Game of Thrones ending will get worse as time passes but the Lost ending will get better.

If LLMs are as powerful as their creators say they are, why haven't they done the things their creators claim they can do?

Payment Processor process payments without casting moral judgement on the payments being processed Challenge 2026

I'm starting to play around with Obsidian, it's just such a shame that most of Obsidian users are allergic to explaining how anything in Obsidian works.

I spoke to Mitch McConnell this morning. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes....about how he can't live another day without air conditioning. I told him the paper says tomorrow's gonna be hotter. Hotter, he asked. Like yesterday, I explained. Yesterday said you'd call Sears he pointed out.

I've decided that anytime people point out issues with my grammar I'm simply going to claim it's a literary device.

Do I know anyone who is into monster romance fiction?

Another way I'm like a pigeon.