Pastor of Muppets

@pastor-of-muppets.bsky.social

She/They 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🐈🐈‍⬛🔞 - OFMD brainrot sufferer. Hingeless half of Hingeless and Horny. Pro life long Whimsy. I love your cat. Do not consume if your frontal lobe isn't fully prepared.

My personal winner was being told to loose weight to fix (checks notes) frequent painful dislocation of my kneecap. I asked "ok if I was this goal weight*" (*which was fully insanely ridiculous btw) "would my knee stop dislocating?" Him: well, no. Me: then what was the point of suggesting it?

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 2w ago

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"