this is gonna make me look so weird eventually

Justin Whang 🐙@justinwhang.bsky.social · 3y ago

Apparently when you get blocked it makes it regular skeet so now it looks like I’m just saying this unprompted

Here you go

one of the most underrated aspects of vampirism is that you don't have to do meal planning anymore

kids all roasting one of the neighborhood dads because he got a grilling apron with "HI HUNGRY I'M DAD" on it they're saying "that meme is so old" and he needs to "up his meme game" shit is brutal he's gonna have to drink another beer or two tonight

there should be someone in the bathroom to show you the ropes if you've never been in one before

hello newskies 👋 since you're new here, check out these bluesky rules we adhere to:

a great yiff army has assembled in the West

Aspekt@aspekt.gg · 3y ago

oh my GOD

Ahuhhhh metal… metal gear

let's speed run discourse by picking a topic and everyone just yells GOOD or BAD at the same time and whichever gets the most posts in a 30 second window wins

Hell yeah now it’s finally starting to feel like twitter

Ratio 👇

Big Joe nba @apestogetherstrong.bsky.social · 3y ago

I think sex work is mornalize good but sed isn’t really work cause it feels good so sorry 🤷

paul just texted me, wants to know if everyone is "still mad"

it feels like we're on a plane and the pilot and copilot have died but no one will tell us

It would be an honor to be killed by a big cat

i’ll say it. cemeteries are a bigger waste of space than golf courses.

so when is bluesky going to pay me for my low effort bad posts

The further we get from it the funnier it becomes that Ron DeSantis launched his campaign on Twitter Spaces

imagine seeing Threads, a website where a type of cereal asks you "Tell Me Something You Remember About The Past ????" and there are 80,000 replies to it, and you start sweating, because you bought Twitter and it's worse than that, it's worse than everything

date: I come from a broken home bob the builder: *biting lip* how broken

There was an article about Kiss using backing tapes on stage and I said ‘even the tapes sound like shit’, and tagged Gene 😅

Colin@yesitscolin.bsky.social · 3y ago

What’s your favorite instance of a celebrity blocking you on Twitter?

I think minor crimes like letting your dog shit and not cleaning it up should be punished by summary execution but big crimes like murder and stealing cars should be legal

real

People who say piss and moan like it’s a bad thing have never pissed and moaned

i swear to you I'll be that loser

they/them might be giants ☭@babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 3y ago

Bluesky is going to find out if social media can survive without losers who make everybody uncomfortable.