“What we wear tells the story of who we are.” Single-shipped to @djondehzee.bsky.social . Burlesque dancer. Cannon / Au

Kate Carver · parody·@sonofvagun.bsky.social · 2y ago

Kate makes a big effort to befriend Abby, who is clearly a fish out of water.Kate senses that Abby has a secret worth confessing and goes out of her way to offer her a place to live so she can stay close to this mysterious new citizen of Independence. #WalkerIndepenceRp

Hey y’all, I’m Ella Langley,26-year-old country singer from Hope Hull, Alabama. Self-taught guitarist, former Auburn forestry student who dropped everything at 20 to chase music in Nashville. Straight-shootin’, tomboy at heart, and always keepin’ it real with my songs and my heart. Parody account!

My heart breaks everytime I think of you 𓈒

"Ready to comply." -Daughter of Winter Soldier -Mother Unknown -Sister to MANY!!!! -Made & raised by HYDRA -Loyal HYDRA experiment -NO SHIPS -NO LEWD -Dark themes likely.

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「 CODY • HELLER 」 • Penned by @hcneyeyes.bsky.social • Cannon 「AU」 portrayal of Cody from the self-love, female empowerment comedy TV series, DUMMY, about an aspiring writer who befriends her boyfriend's sex doll and the two take on the world together. • NSFW in dms only.

Once you'd g̲o̲n̲e̲ , there was never , never an 𝐡̲𝐨̲𝐧̲𝐞̲𝐬̲𝐭̲ word .. And that was when I 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖉 the world 𓈒

Hey mom; so question. Where do babies come from? @merryandbright.bsky.social

" meh?"

Wolf@wolflindarian.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Meh…”

// I said something on my writer account. Just let the situation boil over and work itself out.

Noelle Kringle 𐂂Parody𐂂@merryandbright.bsky.social · 2y ago

/ can people act grown and not interfere with my ships?! You ever fucking think that the reason my ship left if because people were antagonizing the hell out of her?! Leave her tf alone and my mind your mother fucking business, goddamn. Act grown. My god!!!

I'm adopted. Thank God!! I did not get stuck with dna of Monty. I'm a straight A+ student that doesn't commit arson.

@jinglefullerhouse.bsky.social Have fun in Canada

Mom…….

Noelle Kringle 𐂂Parody𐂂@merryandbright.bsky.social · 2y ago

Yeah. I'm not too happy about it. You ever just want to send your own kid to an orphanage or ship them to Canada?!!

@merryandbright.bsky.social : MOOOOOM. MONTY SET SOMEBODY'S HOUSE ON FIRE!!!!

I promise to always be the good child....

Noelle Kringle 𐂂Parody𐂂@merryandbright.bsky.social · 2y ago

Be a mom they said, it's fun, they said....

━━━━━━༺ Joy Frost ༻ ━━━━━━ An original character • #ChristmasRP Multi-ship account. • Parody OC and crossover friendly Will write with any fandom. Main ship is @merryandbright.bsky.social ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚ #Bechloe ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚

" A six year-old Mississippi girl is suing the makers of the Easy-Bake Oven, after her hand was stuck in the oven for more than three hours. Emergency room doctors were forced to cut the device off with a bone saw after conventional methods failed. So what I'm hearing is, you want me sued."

Noelle Kringle 𐂂Parody𐂂@merryandbright.bsky.social · 2y ago

" Yeahhhh, but think about it like this, yanno. You can make appliances for the children. Easy bake oven is a good example. What about, Easy Toast Toaster? Or! A waffle iron. "

" that's not the point. I tried to make a teenager mutant ninja turtle action figure. The most easiest toy to make. And I made a green toaster.". Grumpy elf noises.

Noelle Kringle 𐂂Parody𐂂@merryandbright.bsky.social · 2y ago

" Oh for the love of Mike and Ike's. Barbie Jeeps? Those small electric cars? You can literally make a little kid a mini Honda or a small Prius?" Noelle was trying to see a positive here.

" what adult is believe in Santa? Just speaking logistics here. The kids believe in Santa. Cars? Not fun. For kids. Because they have wait until they get older."

Noelle Kringle 𐂂Parody𐂂@merryandbright.bsky.social · 2y ago

" yeah that's gotta be difficult . But, adults need toys too. They might want a new car.." ——she tried. She really did.

" I'M NOT DUMB!!" She yelled back. The whole reason she was abandoned was the reason why he was calling her for.

Monty Kringle (Parody)@jinglefullerhouse.bsky.social · 2y ago

Goes out Ill have my electric type energetic power but they only can use it up until thier energy runs if theres a fire Squirtal or my other water type can put it out ect never heard of an Elf that cant make toys" petting Mewoth "you say you're not dumb but yet you tried to make Spaghetti in a

" what kind of elf trains Pokémon? I can make anything but toys with my bare hands. I may have set a fire to the toaster , but I'm not stupid. " Jubilee squinted at Monty.

Monty Kringle (Parody)@jinglefullerhouse.bsky.social · 2y ago

"the real question is what Elf sets a Toaster on fire and you must be a speical kind of Elf how many elf you see running around with Pokemon its okay to be a misfit you just probably need help from others"

" It's like being trapped in the cookie cottage during Toll House season" #BlueskyParody Noelle Kringle. Santa Claus ( Formerly) Has a massive sugar cookie addiction. Friendly Themes. Light humor. Kind-hearted mun. Muse and mun of age.

𝑪𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒚 ༯ | TMI portrayal feisty redhead; little girl, literate and detailed, selective. nsfw, dark themes and mature content Multi-ship (singleship upon heavy chemistry) not affiliated with Shadowhunters or Kat Mcnamara — ✎penned by #𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺

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She knows how to make household appliances. Cars. Tables and chairs. But, not toys. What kind of elf can't make a toy?!

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"Somebody gave me fireeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" she's prancing around with a firework in her hand.

Bombastic side eye. " You just said a bad word. " JuJu hard squinted at Noelle. " You're grounded."

Noelle Kringle 𐂂Parody𐂂@merryandbright.bsky.social · 2y ago

" what the frostbite is wrong with you? You can't put spaghetti in the toaster! And when in fuck did we get a toaster." Her eyes went wide. For the first time in her life. She, Noelle Kringle. Had said a curse word.

Spaghetti, she has found, cannot be toasted.

Noelle Kringle 𐂂Parody𐂂@merryandbright.bsky.social · 2y ago

When did they get a toaster?!! And how did the toaster she wasn’t aware they had catch on fire?!

" MOOOOOM!? IS THE TOASTER SUPPOSED TO HAVE FLAMES COMING OUT OF IT?!" @merryandbright.bsky.social

JuJu. Jubilee. Tiny Tinsel. Or Kiddo. She works round the clock up at The North Pole. She was abandoned by her parents as a misfit because she couldn't make toys. Luckily, @merryandbright.bsky.social was there to look after her. Penned by @kitkatsandjava.bsky.social Original character.

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