Clayton Cubitt
@claytoncubitt.bsky.social
Photographer/Director/Artist "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." NYC/NOLA. 100% real/ no ai https://claytoncubitt.com/
My theory is that 30% of the Dallas population only lives there because they got trapped on a connecting flight and gave up trying to escape
You can see both the Statue of Liberty and the Brooklyn Bridge from the comfort of your seat crossing the Manhattan Bridge for only $3
Replace your toilet seat and lid with a soft close. No toilet seat should be hard close. Life is hard enough! Soft close everything
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
When I first heard about AI being used for menus and advertisements, my concern was largely that it would be used to idealize the food and make it look better than it actually was. At no point did I imagine that restaurants would willingly put out horrific looking images of their food on purpose
I have two types of friends: either going to You Can See Everything, or The Devils. True freaks are doing double screenings.
Pinky toes only exist to humble us through stubbing
Moonrise and jets flying out over the world trade center
those of us who ever experienced the bathroom at CBGB are marked for life
All through the 2010s, whenever I was in the East Village a foreign tourist would inevitably ask me where CBGB was. I suppose I looked like someone who would know? Now nothing, as if the memory itself is a ghost.
"A knife and a fork A bottle and a cork That's the way you Spell New York"
far too many new New Yorkers don't know how to fuckin walk! Candy ass lollygaggers. Go back to Miami
An asshole with one dollar is his own problem. An asshole with one billion dollars is *everyone's* problem.
There are many ways in which every billionaire is a policy failure, but the most corrosive and destructive way in which billionaires are policy failures is this: billionaires, despite being unelected and unaccountable, possess the power to control - and ruin - millions of peoples' lives.
Overheard at CVS: "We need the cheapest pregnancy test you've got!"
Passed by a subway grate and the tone coming up out of the subway arriving underground sounded exactly like the sustained electric guitar in David Bowie's "Heroes"