I need some of you to know that the Boston Globe article is exactly how you sound all the time
Patrick
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'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc. If found, please return to @jacksayspurple 🏠🏢 - London Insta: patrickoo95
Here's where I'd post a pic but I don't have any so maybe I should fix that
Patrick@patrickwb95.bsky.social · 3d agoThongs Discuss
We've just started watching Adults and I'm sure no one has ever thought this before but I would like to see Paul Baker and Samir explore each others bodies
The people who go around thinking that mainstream brands are intentionally putting white s*premacist dog whistles into their campaigns are actually as mentally unwell as Qanon people who think Hillary Clinton eating a pizza means she's a lizard nonce...
I don't think we talk enough about how hard Kate Hudson went with Americano/Dance Again on Glee
I haven't listened yet but truly no one is going it like Carly Rae Jepsen 24 songs averaging over 3 minutes each?? The other pop girlies could never
Feeling a bit glum about my appearance lately And my performance at the gym Which I can only assume are interlinked And I feel like my relationship with food has become weird cause I'm always either thinking about how much something costs or how many calories are in it Anyway... 😀
Why does the barber I've been to for my last couple of haircuts seem to have an actual phobia of making my hair shorter Fucking scalp me for god's sake!
Went this morning though didn't I?!)???! 💪🏻💪🏻 Who wants to fucking fight
Patrick@patrickwb95.bsky.social · last wk.I did not go because I couldn't get to sleep until 2am 🙃
BREAKING: Diarrhea HYROX woman will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
BREAKING: Ariana Grande and Jonathan Bailey will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
ben@benrs.uk · last wk.BREAKING: The Cheeky Girls will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Been in London nearly 10 years and I've never got on a Boris bike
Getting a bit tired of putting on clothes that used to fit only to find that there now quite tight in uncomfortable places 😮💨
I did not go because I couldn't get to sleep until 2am 🙃
Patrick@patrickwb95.bsky.social · last wk.Going to get up and go to the gym before work tomorrow and if I don't everyone needs to yell at me and hit me on the head
Going to get up and go to the gym before work tomorrow and if I don't everyone needs to yell at me and hit me on the head
In the short walk between my office and the tube I encountered 13 discarded buzz ball cans They're creating an epidemic of new, unrecyclable litter
I'm going to have to get paramount+ for the new avatar series aren't I 😤
Tired of queens on drag race saying they're going to their husband's funeral
Thinking about the noise homer makes when Flanders guides him to the mattress square and true