You dip the two pretzel sticks into the hummus with a little gap between them to pick up more of the hummus. That’s the Straight of Hummus
Dale [He/Him]
@a20sidedninja.bsky.social
Nerd, Detroiter, part time DM, full time friend. https://linktr.ee/a20sidedninja
1 down, all the rest to go. I never thought I’d be rooting for “natural causes”.
What’s the name of the mental illness for when you feel a little sad doing a factory reset on your roomba because you feel like you’re erasing its memory and personality?
You can argue until you’re blue in the face, but “loomer” will forever be the longest fry in the fry bucket.
And they’re both being weaponized against vulnerable populations.
Susan Kaye Quinn is Writing Solarpunk 🌞🌱@susankayequinn.bsky.social · 2mo ago"everyone" = men with money
I try to say goodbye and I choke I try to walk away but I wumbo
Is there a market for me doing reviews of the dumb shit I impulse buy cause I think there’s a small chance it might be good?
I love that kill Tony uses a red microphone so I immediately know which shorts to skip
Holy fuck Riot fest tickets are $339 dollars. How does anyone afford that? How does anyone afford anything?
Which private equity firm do I contact if I have a Bed Bath and Beyond return?
Dear every motherfucker: just because a band is quiet enough that you CAN talk during them does not mean that you SHOULD talk during them. On the other hand, shout out to @themountaingoats.bsky.social for an amazing show in Kalamazoo!
“Oh, you’re a Christian? Name your 3 favorite apostles”
Just finished volunteering at the Revamp! I’m consistently amazed at how much of a difference community makes in my own mental well-being! therevamp.org
He left out rich pieces of shit fortune.com/2026/03/24/p...
Palantir’s billionaire CEO says only two kinds of people will succeed in the AI era: trade workers — ‘or you’re neurodivergent’ | Fortune
Billionaire Alex Karp tells Gen Z to skip elite college degrees, as one-fifth of Fortune 500 companies recruit more neurodivergent talent by 2027.
fortune.com
I refuse to give a star rating to a paid parking lot. What are we even doing?
Just saw the Lion King at the Detroit Opera House. It’s incredibly beautiful, and I had no idea. The puppetry and costumes were breathtaking
Fitting that in America’s final form, the epicenter of evil will be a private golf resort for wealthy pedophiles.
Brandon Friedman@brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 5mo agoJesus Christ they're running the war from Mar-a-Lago www.reuters.com/world/us/top...
Hey y’all, I figured out my next D&D campaign: youtube.com/shorts/Fq7Gk...
Here comes the frog king. #frog #funnysong #frogking
YouTube video by Carter Vail
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techcrunch.com/2026/02/21/s... Fuck this dude forever. Human life has value, and this dumbass is equating it to AI. Our boring dystopia has Sociopaths as its leaders
Sam Altman would like to remind you that humans use a lot of energy, too | TechCrunch
"It also takes a lot of energy to train a human."
techcrunch.com
I’m not here to yuck anybody’s yum. But I am here to yum a few of your yucks.
I just saw a Hyundai venue in the wild for the first time. Why is that car shaped like a Pixar Mom?
I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but where are all the 2nd amendment nuts posting for justice at? This man was murdered for legally carrying a firearm. If anyone should be angry it should be all of us, and also them.
So we had to reschedule my family’s Christmas again, this time to 2/21. Unfortunately this is also when Apes of State are playing at the lager house. You should totally go see them since I can’t.
Am I the only person today who almost willingly crashed my car clapping along to “Blister in the Sun”?
When’s the next Blaseball? I’m ready for another Blaseball