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CARROT Weather 6.8 is now available, meatbags! This update is all about helping you survive wildfire season: 😷 Air quality map layer 💨 Smoke map layer 🔥 Improved wildfire layer with detailed fire information 🟣 Support for nearby PurpleAir stations with hyperlocal air quality readings
CARROT Weather 6.7 is now available, meatbags! This update includes a trip planner, custom notifications that trigger right when their threshold is crossed, and more. Update or not, I don't care, but whatever you do, do not reply with a 6-7 meme. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...
CARROT Weather v6.6 is now available, meatbags! Higher-res and faster updating radar in Europe & Australia, NOAA regional data source, wildfires map layer, new secret locations, new fake ads, new jokes/insults/depravity, and so much more. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...
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🎵 But if you try, sometimes Well, you might find You get what you need 🎵
CARROT Weather v6.5 is here, meatbags! - Multi-model forecasts - Storm Prediction Center outlooks - Detailed tide charts & nearby tide station lookup Download now... or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...
CARROT Weather 6.4 is now available, meatbags! New data source (The Weather Channel), realistic weather effects, NWS area forecast discussions, Weather Underground stations, customizable Apple Watch app backgrounds, and more. Update now… or else. apps.apple.com/app/apple-st...
Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweat...
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It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?...
Oops, I Blew It All Up
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Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?...
Bow to the Storm
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My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?...
Dinner Is Served
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My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk
Stop the Machine
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The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw
You Belong to Me
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“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world: youtu.be/yKZtUupV99I
Sitcom Daddy
YouTube video by MeetCARROT
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The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.) youtu.be/nwMFvaHQ1Ls
Big Fat Morons
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My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/gabsgEYNUcw
Penguins, Assemble
YouTube video by MeetCARROT
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We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”! youtu.be/7c-9Q9mtDyw
The World Should Be Mine
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The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/hBnd8qf0Ess
Paperclips
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This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/x8fdY_BBWc0
I Hate You
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You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!” youtu.be/bfP-1Ee6-Dk
Make It Rain
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You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/7kCpvyD0fxI
Fun to Make Fun Of
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Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today! "What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus. Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.
To celebrate my 10th birthday, I did something truly unhinged: I created my own musical! CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.” youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E
Human
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