Morgan Hughes
@morganhughes.bsky.social
Formerly: #SaveTheCrew, #TIFOSWEAT, #NorOnTour. Currently: Supporter Supply Co, ACES Radio, Nora’s dad, Pam’s ex-boyfriend. Friend and adversary. he/him. #Crew96 supportersupply.co
KEYTH AND ARACHAY LYING TO CREW FANS, THINGS ONLY HAPPEN ON THURSDAYS, WHY DO THEY HATE COLUMBIS?
Michael Arace@michaelarace1.bsky.social · 22h agoTo answer @knaas.bsky.social: Disrespected Media source confirms that Santi Rodriguez is on a plane headed for Columbus. There is a world where the deal for his transfer from Botafogo gets done before he lands. I's being dotted, T's crossed. It's 96% done. #Crew96%
Hard truths being spoken in the group chats tonight, Columbus.
Caroline@carolinewalshperry.bsky.social · 3d agoThe Columbus Crew are bad at soccer but that is okay because we have each other and the occasional IPA or hard seltzer or whatever you fancy #Crew96
Never share your location with your ex girlfriend, amigos.
So many MLS fans across the country stressing out about results right now. Couldn’t be us. We enlightened last place piss babies are carelessly sitting at home drinking brown liquor and talking shit to elderly men in our ACES Radio group chats.
Guillermo is good. Praise Him, you cowards.
Tom Bogert@tombogert.bsky.social · 5d ago🇭🇺 BREAKING: The New England Revolution is finalizing a deal to sign attacker Daniel Gazdag as the Columbus Crew execute a contract buyout, sources say - Gazdag won't be a DP for the Revs - Fresh start for Gazdag - Crew working on adding DP now www.nytimes.com/athletic/754...
WOW DO I REGRET HAVING STAYED AWAKE FOR THE COLUMBUS CREW SOCCER GAME
Shout out to all of us sickos who stayed away for that. Man was it worth the rescheduling of Saturday’s home game. #Crew96
Don’t let anyone ever tell you this was an important game because if it was an important game we would be playing it at home at Cleveland Browns Stadium.
If the Crew ever figure out how to reschedule the beginnings and ends of the first and second half instead of entire games we would win the Supporters’ Shield by a million points.
Where were you when the last place Columbus Crew absolutely slaughtered Club America over the span of two different calendar days in Los Angeles and lost?
Hit the post, miss a penalty, kick my dog, punch me in the dick, whatever. Just get this shit out of the way before the Open Cup semis.
I mean yeah that’s a red. The fact that it wasn’t called or reviewed is going to result in some EPIC levels of CONCACAF after-dark shithousery.
Colleen and I are aware of how much space our son Sean Zawadzki gave up on that goal, and we will talk to him about it when he gets home from work.
Very cool that the Club America front office was able to source all those flags for their fans on such a short timeline. I’ll bet they didn’t even have to lie to the Washington Post about it.
Maybe the game between Columbus and Boston in Columbus on Saturday wouldn’t have to be rescheduled if the teams from Columbus and Mexico City were playing their game in Columbus tonight instead of Los Angeles
The #Crew96 front office loves saving their most hilarious blunders for the weeks when we record ACES Radio, and I respect their ambition.
A lot of people are probably unaware that I’ve always been a huge fan of *checks the schedule* Toluca.
It’s nearly 6pm, #Crew96 fans! You know what that means! That’s right, only five more hours until kickoff! Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
Just got an email from Nora’s school detailing the rules for watching high school football games. We used to be a real country.
