Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
@roywoodjr.bsky.social
I do comedy on a stage. Sometimes on TV. Debut book out NOW. Bury me in Alabama. FAMU Forever.
Throwback to hosting The Sports Emmys earlier this year. It was the day after the Knicks won so at rehearsal I told a PA, to "run and grab me a basketball hat” fully thinking they KNEW i meant Knicks. God bless them, they literally came back, with a Basketball Hat. Details matter. Tour link in Bio
On this day seven years ago, fearless explorer 'Amir The Brave' boldly crossed the Ohio River to take on the entire Pittsburgh Pirates organization by himself.
Miami Heat gotta give that YouTube boy his job back. Lil homie was just trying to manifest. He ain't leak shit.
Stopped by beautiful Missouri Mountains along the Might Mississippi River to announce my return to St. Louis November 14th. PRESALE: ROY GENERAL: on-sale Friday 10a Tix: punchup.live/roywoodjr
They started calling king-sized candy bars, "share size", to make us feel less greedy. Man please. even if I had a friend with me, they grown. Get ya own fcking candy bar. I aint sharing SHIT. Just go ahead and call ‘Share Size’ what it is “Greedy Bitch” because that’s what I am.
Don’t let these kids lied to you talking about come join them on the trampoline
Thank you to the Amazing Mets Foundation raising money for charity and front s/o to the legendary Mookie Wilson blessing me and Gayle King w/ amazing items from his food company Legacy Catering.
Easy template for yall to use next time: Hello sir or madam, I'm following up about the presidential pardon I purchased from your corporation a few months ago. Could you politely send me the tracking number of the pardon so I may track it with FedEx? Kind regards.
Southern University lost a legend this week. 33 seasons, 14 SWAC titles, 11 NCAA tournament appearances. Retired & stayed on as an advisor & mentor. “If you work hard and do the right thing and believe in yourself, you can be successful.”- Roger Cador My condolences to my Jaguar fam
Retired MLB legends descended upon Birmingham, last week to honor living Negro legends and pay tribute to America's oldest ballpark. The 2026 East-West Classic is airing today! 1p @MLBNetwork hosted by yours truly.
So many of y'all are saying Pinhead as one of your two, but you do know Pinhead has no morals and will probably bring you back to hell with him after saving your life, right?
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi@roywoodjr.bsky.social · last mo.Two protect you, the rest are coming to kill you. Who you rollin with?
Come to find out this whole time, Europeans tricked us into calling it “soccer." 😂😂😂
Two protect you, the rest are coming to kill you. Who you rollin with?
Knicks fans, celebrate ya chip with hats & jerseys but please wait for "post-championship clarity" before buying anything crazy. I own a Chicago Cubs commemorative championship light-up Wrigley Field baseball table? Da fuq for?!😂
At a NYC watch party trying to fake being a Puerto Rican, a Brazilian AND a die-hard Knicks fan at the same time.
Honored share producing & acting titles along side an amazing cast (Yara Shahidi, Daveed Diggs, Tika Sumpter) for this amazing animated short 'ChikaBOOM' premiering today at Tribeca Film Festival and again June 13 where I'll be a part of a cast/producer Q&A tribecafilm.com/films/chikab...
Always a good time in the UK! Thank you, London and @lsqtheatre.bsky.social, for a great night. I've got more shows on the way—hit the link in my bio to get your tix!
A pleasure to return as this year’s host of 2026 @wgaeast.bsky.social awards show. Thx to @vulture.com and @hershalpandya.bsky.social for creating a dope place for people to watch all the awards show monologues from this year in one place .
Austin, TX - I’m coming to the Moontower Comedy Festival at the Paramount Theatre April 10th! 🎟 Presale tickets start now — use code “ROY.” General on sale starts this Friday at 12 pm CT Tickets: tickets.austintheatre.org/13502/13503
Bigger question, how the vampires gone come in the juke joint because SHE said so? Her name ain’t even on the lease.
Two of the most respected OGs in the game. No endorsements, no commercials, no jingles, no rebrands. Just showing up consistently in tha candy bowl by the receptionist for decades. First Ballot Hall of Famers.
I’m bringing The Man of Many Fathers Book Tour to Princeton’s McCarter Theatre Center! March 19 • 7:30PM • Princeton, NJ Artist Presale: Thurs 1/8 @ 12PM ET (Pre-Sale Code: FATHER) Public On Sale: Fri 1/9 @ 12PM ET Tickets: tickets.mccarter.org/19177/19178
He played one muhfugga, anoher muhfugga and then a vampire version of THAT muhfugga. THATS TWO AND A HALF MUFUGGAS!! and he ain’t get no trophy?!
Roy Wood Jr.’s Very Very Very Merry Holiday Special featuring the United States Air Force Band premieres Saturday at 8p ET/PT on CNN and streaming on the CNN app.
Back like we never left. Sat Jan 24. CNN and next day on the app.
