Jeff Pitman

@truedorktimes.bsky.social

Scientist, writer, publisher of the True Dork Times, an artisanally hand-coded web compendium of irrelevant information and opinions about Survivor. He/him. https://www.truedorktimes.com

#Survivor Heroes vs. Villains: Idols expiring at Final 6 when there was still an F5 AND an F4 vote is wild. Dear Survivor press: Can someone please ask Probst why it was okay to force players to strategize and work the social game for two votes in 2010, but that's unthinkable now?

Sandra playing her (expiring) idol for herself in Episode 13, voiding two votes. Tough luck, Rupert, now I guess you didn't write her name down after all.

#Survivor Heroes vs. Villains: I just now realized the post-James boot Heroes tribe is the same story as the Aitu Four: Plucky underdogs, winning their way to a very delayed merge, as people from the other tribe start becoming jurors. Candice got to undo her mutiny! If only JT hadn't screwed it up.

Candice (and Penner), about to leave Aitu in S13: Cook IslandsCandice and the plucky underdog Heroes celebrating one of many wins in Ep8 of Heroes vs. Villains

#Survivor Heroes vs. Villains, Ep8: Stable genius Russell Hantz, who did this exact challenge a month earlier, looks past the words "challenge," "strike," and "strike" again in the treemail, and is convinced the Villains have made it to the merge.

Ep8 RC treemail:

"Now for a challenge that's good, clean fun;
No oil, no mud, no brawling.
It's not who strikes first, but for who strikes most;
You best meal yet is calling!!"Hantz and the Villains reacting to Probst saying: "Drop ... Your ..."
(Colby and the Heroes were like ... WTF? when they saw the Villains arrive with their entire camp.)

Probst: "... Expectations"
(Did they pay Hantz extra to mislead everyone? Did a producer convince him this is when the merge usually comes?)

After watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms so recently, House of the Dragon feels very grim and dour in comparison. Very much the Stannis Baratheon of the Westeros TV shows. (I’m not sure which of the other two is Robert and which is Renly, though.)

#Survivor I had forgotten the "Knights of the Round Table" title quote was in reference to a Coach-Russell thing in HvsV. Which means when we were forced to watch Coach knighting Joe and Colby in S50, it was a Hantz reference. 🤮

Russell Hantz "knighting" Coach after revealing to Coach he had found the Villains idol at the Ep5 reward in S20: Heroes vs. Villains.

#Survivor Heroes vs Villains Ep3 IC, "Sumo'an Mud" - Coach beats Rupert for what appears the Villains' first point, but Probst demands a do-over because Coach only had one hand on his bag. In the do-over, Rupert shoves Coach to the edge then throws the bag at him. No hands on the bag. Point stands.

The disputed point. Coach lets go of the bag to spin around a falling Rupert, and his hand lightly grazes Rupert. James loudly objects and Probst demands a re-do.The point that was scored: Rupert lets go of the bag completely and Coach falls in. Probst clearly said at the start that one of the only two rules is: "You MUST keep both hands on the bag at all times" but whatever, Rupert is a Hero, he can't possibly cheat.