FYI I’m still processing just how validating and inspiring the Bad Bunny Halftime Show was. Ricky Martin got me in the feels and the Gen X.
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Can we dare to dream and trust again? MariaHelenaCarey.com
That prostate cancer screening commercial was really, truly beautiful.
Crazy to hear people talking about people with sleep disruptions and chronic disease and being good stewards to our bodies and this guy is just like 😪 youtube.com/shorts/9eSTN...
Trump struggled to keep his eyes open at a White House event
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Also for the record: The Toronto Blue Jays won in my heart. 💙
Everything is terrible and the district as a whole is depressed but oh sorry did you say you needed to see my newest manicure? It’s ILNP ink and Penelope Luz Sinensis and I know it means nothing to most of you but we all need a hobby to stay sane.
All farmers markets are magical places and the @freshfarmdc.bsky.social at Mt. Vernon triangle is particularly so. Got poblano peppers, radishes and some @pearlfineteas.bsky.social tea.
This is the kind of info I needed this morning. H/t @monkeyrotica.bsky.social
Vagina Museum@vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 11mo agoIt's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
THE MANICURE WILL BE DOCUMENTED, DAMMIT! Hi! This is Lahar by Cracked Polish, which seems like a perfect shade and concept for this particular Halloween.
I need to find my nail-obsessed people on here plz.
Ran into @joeflood.bsky.social at Lincoln Park today, right after I finished judging the Howl to the Chief costume contest, but before meeting the freshly engaged couple (thanks for the tip, Joe!) but right after walking 6 miles checking out yard sales and saying hi to @sandramoscoso.bsky.social ❤️
Okay y’all it’s very early where I am rn which is why I want to know why you would ever be eating a caramel-covered apple at this time of day?! Is there something I’m missing?
Where should I celebrate my birthday? Eager to read your recs on your favorite DC places to celebrate.
Content read by AI is so weird and unsettling. AI don’t understand subtle non questions or sarcastic tone and you have to read along with the article to make sense of it. Or at least that’s my experience. 0/10, dislike intensely.
In which I explore this one weird trick: madamemeow.com/2025/07/14/t...
This one weird trick cured me of my addiction
It’s been a little more than two weeks since Instagram decided I was a persona non grata and suspended my accounts permanently, locking me out of 13 years of posts, photos, memories and inter…
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Everything is controversial if you say it off-handedly enough.
I may be deplatformed on Instagram, but I am not out. Celebrating Cruisemas in July, a.ka. the birth of the most glorious and versatile actor, Tom Cruis Mapother IV. A double feature today: The Color of Money (1986) and Born on the Fourth of July (1989). 1/x
Y’all I’m teaching a tarot class at @relume-co.bsky.social and I’m so excited!!! Come out and learn with me? relume.co/products/int...
Intro to Tarot Reading
In this course, you will learn a little about the history of the tarot --from playing cards to divination system-- but you will also learn how to use your tarot deck as a meditation or centering pract...
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Apropos of nothing, Saquon Barkley's outfit sucks. All the money in the world and you can't afford that extra inch on your dumb pants?
Early winner, Teyana Taylor. Seriously: Who's gonna top this magnificent getup?
OKAY WHO IS GOING TO BE LIVE BLOOBING THE MET GALA ON THIS THING cc @nicholeaileen.bsky.social
No, you’re crying because you accidentally planned your timing perfectly and you’re riding the D2 bus and it feels like ten years are just yesterday