"Sure, we did burn down our whole house house, but at least we killed the spider. Probably"
SmokeytheWisecracker
@smokeywisecracker.bsky.social
Chronically unimpressed political animal. Fervent believer in truth, justice, absurdity, and nonsense. Fiercely unserious. Music and nature....and Forest.
Its funny the reaction people have when you say No, I dont have instagram or tiktok. Like youve completely devalued their entire existence.
Those people cared more about terrorists in Gaza over innocent black people in their own country. Indirectly, but insidiously, it was a double-dose of bigotry: It allowed them to be racist and anti-Semitic at the same time.
Eventually,if you realize the only people you attract are narcissists, you understand why all the people you identify with chose to die alone
Man, this late in the game getting nearly sucked in by a narcissist woman hits hard. I thought we were past this. It was the whole "shes a literal therapist" thing that threw me. Never let your guard down, kids, they're apparently everywhere
In this era of small victories, thwarting a narcissist is hugely satisfying
Really no end to every far left candidate turning out to be a rich kid with bad ideas and a dark fkn history
It is a weird thing when awful people die and others try to shame people for mocking their death, their meaningless existence, making great jokes about their demise, and celebrating the final elimination of their political power. Its 2026 mf, we celebrate whenever possible.
The amount of time I spend adjusting the midrange on my guitar rig between all these pedals, daily, is definitely more valuable than the leftist and anti AIPAC discourse i doomscroll on here. Go outside or play a guitar JFC Its summer
For a few more years we'll have these moments where we watch some Dems follow Bernie, to disastrous consequences, and sit back and sigh and see whats on tv
The Big Lebowski: The Dude on Couch
ALT: The Big Lebowski: The Dude on Couch
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Problem with clout chasing everything is eventually you catch the grenade, not the flowers.
So yeah, can we finally stop letting dumb white leftists run our party? And white folks in general who made it a point to shrug off a NAZI TATTOO and him being a Blackwater merc, Black people from jump told you it was gonna end like this. Maybe we should finally start listening to them?
Florida Chris@chrislongview.bsky.social · 4w agoI have a dance for this occasion.
Do you know what you get for predicting obvious results for horrible things for years? You get old. If you're lucky......
So, people blowing up endless explosives late night means I SHould turn the outside speakers on and rock out. What should I play?
Happy annual storm right through fireworks time to all the good dogs that celebrate
Cleaned out my whole gmail finally. I turned off all AI filters last year so it became untenable. This is the prize at the end
Theres lots of things people shouldve already been boycotting but theyre not and it shows
"Why should we be penalized for your reliance on batteries?" Bob Weir, 6/12/76
My responses to unsolicited calls trying to buy my house are getting increasingly more enjoyable
Ask Alice Follow White Rabbit Our lives given to machines Now nothing makes sense #haiku
Its fn great to be on the side that doesnt have to waste a moment of time going out there to defend people for lying about shit you know they did
Also, the youngins need to school up on Weekend at Bernies to get half the references floating around
So what if I just got hip to Rory Gallagher and Roy Buchanan this last month? Catching up, and they were only copying 🤣
I mean, it is cool to live in the time of letting AI data centers take over and build everywhere and grow the suckbrain and destroy everything. So theres that...
If you bought it, you own it. This is not about merchandise.
Im just so tired of being polite to people who need their crap shoved up their ass