I just want my own Anne, Jack, Danny, Claude, Kate, and Nick.

Loser with a skinny wiener

Some of the worst people on the planet are religious.

Soaking up what’s left of hoochie daddy season.

“BALLS OUT” is a phrase we yell at work whenever someone is changing and they’re warming you not to turn around. For some reason, it makes me want to turn my head and look.

Not enough foreskin to be foreskin, but just enough to function as a sand trap on the beach.

I’m not a huge fan of most things Tina Fey, not even Mean Girls. But man, The Four Seasons is such a great show. It’s like a warm hug. It makes you laugh, cry, smile, and feel everything in between. The humor is my speed, the writing is good, and there’s something incredibly comforting about it.

I really want to go camping before summer leaves. Like, tent, sleeping bag, building a fire, smelling like balls for 48 hrs, sleeping outside.

Severance Camping: Mark, Helly & Irving

ALT: Severance Camping: Mark, Helly & Irving

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I’m looking forward to working with @defyingbinaries.bsky.social soon☺️

My iOS journal prompt asked me to write something that I appreciated about myself. This was a great prompt because this is something I never take the time to think about.

The @nytimes.com post an article about the World Naked Bike Ride and I had a few things to say.

#MonochromeMonday

What’s the Monday post prompt?

Testing, testing

Hop on loser, we’re going shopping or whatever they said in Clueless.

Not a roller coaster, but same reaction. The guy was so annoyed because he could not get me to react to anything. My dad on the other hand…

DirtyV3gas@dirtyv3gas.bsky.social · 5d ago

Me on just about every rollcoaster. I may look bored on the outside BUT trust me, I’m enjoying every bit of it.

Found a video for my first time taking the Chunnel from France to England. People tend to freak out when you tell them the train ride is all under water. I rather take this than the ferry any day.

Straights die and go to hell/heaven, gays die and go to Fruitopia

“Once you invite that voice into your head, the one that tells you that you can’t do anything, it is really hard to evict that fucker.” — Anne, The Four Seasons

I’d like two bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches without the nut.

#SortOfSoftSunday

I’m not gonna lie, before I knew the term “autistic,” I thought people were just having a hard time pronouncing “artistic”. I was really amazed by how many people were apparently subtly gifted in the arts.

Used to be so obsessed with this song. I loved Thicke until he became Robin Thicke

Honestly, sometimes I think I just enjoy the idea of having sex over actually having it too. Like, it’s fun in theory but once in a while it’s fun to implement the idea.

Kombucha Girl Meme Reaction

ALT: Kombucha Girl Meme Reaction

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DirtyV3gas@dirtyv3gas.bsky.social · 3d ago

I DO NOT enjoy having my dick sucked, AT ALL. I would rather you give me a massage. And, I don’t like massages unless they are from a legitimate LMT.

41 years ago today, Paul Ruben and Tim Burton released a cinematic masterpiece of an adventure.

I was telling my co-worker that I went to a few NASCAR events when I lived in Vegas. They asked who my favorite racer was and I said AJ Ferguson. They said they never heard of them. THEY’VE NEVER HEARD OF THEE AJ FERGUSON!

I DO NOT enjoy having my dick sucked, AT ALL. I would rather you give me a massage. And, I don’t like massages unless they are from a legitimate LMT.

Glee was really a fever dream. Because why was Sue Sylvester singing “Superbass” and “Vogue”…