went to a wedding and went apple picking with @mo0nonokay.bsky.social

the beautiful thing about people is that they’re so complex that they have the capacity to surprise you at every moment

AmeriKraut@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 3d ago

y'all... 🤭😭

liberal complicity in the rise of nazism is *the* cautionary tale of the 20th century. it’s the basis of the “First they came for…” poem. it’s in the plot of Cabaret. the Hindenburg was named after the liberal president who appointed Hitler as Chancellor. liberalism made nazism possible

Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com · 3d ago

Liberals put Hitler in power because of the threat of communism and the movement behind it was filled with petty bourgeois people disgruntled with democratic socialism . Good thing we won’t repeat this pattern again!

Liberals put Hitler in power because of the threat of communism and the movement behind it was filled with petty bourgeois people disgruntled with democratic socialism . Good thing we won’t repeat this pattern again!

[Racer in the Speed Racer universe] hey kiddo. I just saw Speed Racer pull into the track so I’m calling to let you know I won’t be home tonight. oh yeah he’s definitely going to kill me. I love you too. now put your sister on the phone

Arya: I was a prisoner at a Lannister army camp but I escaped thanks to this Italian murder genie I saved from a fire Sansa: what Arya: one time he made me blind because I ditched work to kill a pedophile Sansa: this is the same guy? Arya: well, I don’t know

season 1 Littlefinger: We only make peace with our enemies…that's why it's called making peace. season 7 Littlefinger: My lady, whenever I’m faced with a decision I think to myself “What would an evil person do?” and then I do it. Because I’m evil.

YEAH! Who won the lottery? BIDDY BLAS! SCRIB DOON!

Cory Booker’s statement didn’t even *name* Ilhan Omar. So why do I think they will jail the Trump admin when they won’t even tepidly defend their own

Jigsaw: your tenacity is admirable Jonathan. you’ve beaten my game Johnny Knoxville (bleeding from his skull): gimme the next one Jigsaw: Jigsaw: what Knoxville (wearing a bear trap like a diaper): I’m ready for the next one man!

Monkberry Moon Delight is a Halloween song

[at the bar] yeah that’s my boy over there. he’s a little evil but he’s cool [sees him making hand signs while muttering an incantation to himself] excuse me for a second

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

season 1 Littlefinger: We only make peace with our enemies…that's why it's called making peace. season 7 Littlefinger: My lady, whenever I’m faced with a decision I think to myself “What would an evil person do?” and then I do it. Because I’m evil.

Hideki Naganuma sampling Kwame Ture in Jet Set Radio Future son? or Hideki Naganuma sampling Malcolm X in Sonic Rush daughter?

Tolkien: just got done working on a new language to cope with the ol' Pee-Tee-Ess-Dee. how was your weekend, Clive? CS Lewis, hiding a picture of Jesus holding hands with a lion: don't worry about it

I’ve seen enough. let her run the military

dillo saint dillo@dillo.media · 5d ago

tough but fair

IN COMMUNIST NEW YORK THE HORSES ARE ALL UNEMPLOYED

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 5d ago

The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City. Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe.

I knew “my sweet summer child” came from Game of Thrones but what really knocked me on my ass watching the show for the first time this year was hearing this come out of Tywin Lannister’s mouth. Charles Dance should be getting royalties every time someone says it

they should get real faithful with it and adapt the sequel where the government sends the kid back into the wilderness to study him and also adapt the “Brian’s Winter” alternate timeline trilogy that explores what would happen if he didn’t get rescued at the end of the first book

The A.V. Club@avclub.com · 6d ago

Derek Cianfrance, the filmmaker behind Blue Valentine and The Place Beyond The Pines, will direct the movie adaptation of Gary Paulsen's 1987 survival novel Hatchet. tinyurl.com/4ya6c7fc

the best punishment for rich freaks is always labor. force them to do the productive, meaningful unappreciated work they’ve destroyed the world trying to avoid. he should be laying train tracks for the rest of his life

🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃@golikehellmachine.com · 6d ago

i disagree with trying to denaturalize elon musk because i want him to rot in an american prison

Stark plotline: As time passes my family and my home grow more distant. Winter is coming, but my heart shall not grow cold. I must fight to change the world as it changes me. Theon Greyjoy plotline:

As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port

Nova Crystallis@novacrystallis.com · last wk.

Château Mercian to produce 500 bottles of wine for Final Fantasy Resonance. It's described as a full bodied red with a "refined, well-balanced taste" and a "perfect harmony of dry spices, rich fruits, and firm tannins." Pre-orders are open currently at ¥13,000. 🔗 chateaumercian.jp/view/item/00...

freaking out because my new-ish Keychron keyboard stopped working in the tail-end of my podcast edit hahaaaaaaa

Proof that this is indeed me. Gendry and Cheeni demand you help me find my friends

you think America is tearing itself apart and then you see a news article from the UK come across the timeline that says some shit like “Labour considers legally classifying people with ADHD as ‘children’ to exclude them from collecting benefits or securing work”

nice of them to give the show a little bit of steak before they take it out back to shoot it

got to the Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones and it’s so fucking funny his role is to humanize the soldiers who serve the house that slaughtered half of Arya’s family