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@dril.bsky.social

Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril https://linktr.ee/drilreal

i hate it when a long piece of poop rises up out the back of my jeans like a periscope and i say "Oops" and it goes back inside

me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe

they didnt use my idea to bring Apu back as a Vietnamese guy who can transform into an alien. But thats ok. I will still TiVo every episode.

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit

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a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs

just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs

If you come at me with shit head energy, I will respond in kind. If you approach me gently, like you would with an insane animal, I will reward you with Unlimited Access. Take notice, and learn .

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And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth

im getting word that my trolls are taking advantage of their newfound ability gather in darkened chat rooms to accelerate their plans to; you guessed it, murder me . is that Responsible Use as delineated in the Terms of Service? No it is not

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

this wall art company keeps emailing me about doing some sort of collab and the top 4 featured could not possibly be any more good

white boys getting eaten by hippoes

fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it

beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

"Your posts are worse than Bieber" "Shirt look like a shop rite bag" "You have sold out the fans ." Every Accusation is a Confession. —DRIL

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore