Amy Masson

@amymasson.bsky.social

Whatever designed decided that hotels all need barn doors for the bathrooms should be punched in the face. And a special shoutout to the guy (it had to be a guy) that decided this hotel needed glass barn doors.

Here’s why republicans win and democrats lose. Republicans get a candidate. Doesn’t matter how awful they are. Any candidate and they all rally around them and they all vote for him. Democrats get a candidate that they align with 90% but dislike one thing so they go protest and vote for Jill Stein.

Whenever I’m traveling to a new country, I join a few travel FB groups did that location so I can read up on why folks have done etc. But every time someone makes a post asking a question some jerk is like “why don’t you just Google that?” The whole point of the group is to ask questions & get tips.

There’s nothing that’s happened during this Trump presidency that’s surprised me. Nothing. Par for the course. And it’s going to get a lot worse. Congrats America for voting for this.

I like to take my family on vacations but I wonder about people who are booking business class seats for their whole family. Like ya’ll really out here paying $6000 PER PERSON for your metal tube in the sky? Like, my entire trip budget isn’t that much.

I’m turning 50 next month and I’ve gone my whole life being able to see without needing corrective lenses so I feel betrayed by my eyes that I need readers. Like, I can still see regular stuff why you gotta do me this way eyes?

Made a controversial post on Threads wherein I suggested parents of young adults should put in effort into maintaining relationships with their kids and wow people are big mad about that.

I don’t understand the current outrage about Trump posting the racist pic of the Obamas. He’s always been racist and he’s always hated the Obamas. Like, who is surprised by this? This is typical Trump behavior and if you didn’t know, tell me what rock you’ve been living under so I can vacation there

Planning international travel this summer so queue me checking our passports 1,000 times between now and May to make sure they haven’t expired. Because clearly the expiration date could change between now and then.

“New Epstein files release…” doesn’t matter. There is literally nothing that could be in them that would make him lose a follower. Nothing. Imagine the most heinous gross allegation. Wouldn’t matter to them. They’d like him more because of it.

Every time I see posts about protests & activism I can’t get myself to muster any enthusiasm. One year in and all I can think is- this is what America wanted. This is what they voted for. Anyone claiming they didn’t know it would be like this is lying.