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@kingofclubs.bsky.social
King-high flush mutt. Iron rank Juri. 31 flirty and thriving. Enjoys board games and biting you. 18+ Leathercraft at @JOCleather.bsky.social
Me: babe I had a hard day bring me the hard stuff *werewolf husband walks in with two ibuprofen instead of one*
After much scientific debate, researchers conclude 3 Tiki drinks is the perfect amount of tiki drinks for maximum good times.
One of my types is definitely bearded, redheaded bartender at a craft kitchen. Charge me 17 dollars for that cocktail I'll do it again 🫣
Why did I agree to volunteer for anything people just yell at you and you're not even getting paid for it lmao x3
Going to start conceptualizing gym time as investing stat points to appeal to my addled gamer brain
Did bluesky get over their age verification thing because I didn't do it but now I'm in again?
'Queef' isn't in the official scrabbled dictionary and I am meefed about it.
If you have a severe mpreg kink hey let's get lunch sometime soon 🐶
Thought about playing skullgirls again. remembered the distribution of game content vs gooning content. nah im good lol.
Good morning. Did you remember to put the clothes in the washer in the dryer?
man going to the gym in the mornings really is goated for just setting the tone of the day.
I miss getting excited for magic spoilers. oh well. Hasbro has decided I am not supposed to be a magic player any longer and life goes on.
Every time a consultant uses the words 'paradigm', 'vector', or 'innovate' they owe me 100$
look Ya'll.. I get it, life is rough for so many right now. But man, I can only take so many 'I must pull out of this resistance project for my own mental health uwu' emails from my collaborators before I suspect that they don't want to resist. They want to pretend to so they feel good then bail.
trying to find a daily cardio routine and I am forced to draw the conclusion that no one doing regular cardio has any idea what they're doing, because every answer I've found is 'idk run I guess' lmao
The secret to amazing ground beef for tacos? Tamato paste. no actually.
I lost myself writing almost 15,000 words over like a 3 day period. I was very excited and now I can't stand the sight of it and will be moving on to other things x3
Dammit. New slice of life school girl softcore yuri came out and I think I have to watch it. How unfortunate.
Requested deletion of my Barq acct. Platforms that fold to purity spirals aren’t neutral, they chose a side. Not Barq’s first time bending under pressure, and I doubt it’s the last. Our community runs on consent, honesty, and radical acceptance. If thats your line too, consider deleting your acct.
In a hearing where residents grilled officials on data centers, a resident of Tyrone Township, Michigan, asked a simple question: Have you signed an NDA with any party regarding developments that could affect the town? The majority of the township's officials refused to answer.