DJ Convoy

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You: someone on Bluesky. Me: a misanthrope. Cofounder of #FedBadIndustries Apparently no longer a grumpy mod for the WON / F4W EMPIRE~! Please enjoy my ramblings and art at https://lazonamuerta.net/

Sometimes the YouTube algo is kind, but sometimes it serves you a pilot for a Courtship of Eddie's Father reboot starring Ken Marino that manages to strip all the humor, charm and wit from a great actor like Marino. THEN, it has an Electra Woman & Dyna Girl reboot that's even worse than the original

Pairing Bowens with Billy Gunn and still doing Acclaimed stuff after the breakup killed his singles push immediately. I like Bowens a lot and have stuck up for him extensively but maybe there just isn't much juice to squeeze. If TNA was a REAL, non co-opted alternative, I'd say that would be a good

Hey y'all. So Tyler & I came up with an idea of what to do for our GBH ep this week. I've set up a toll free line at 844 432 3565 where you can leave a voice mail about Pac, what he meant to you, etc. I'm going to keep it open through the weekend and use them as an episode early next week. Thanks

I'm puzzled as to why the Salon article (do NOT give them a click; I didn't) evokes Moolah, who WAS an oppressive force in women's wrestling but not in well over 50 years. I'm not sure what that has to do with the death of PAC or unionization. Anyone sticking up for this article? You need to STOP

The infamous 'NWO Monday Nitro' episode of, well, *Nitro*, is as insufferable today as it was nearly thirty (oh god, 30?!) years ago. The ONLY person having a good time is the cat working the soundboard. "W-w-w-we-we-we are NEW WORLD ORDER"

I just saw my post railing against Sheamus get a like and retweet. We aren't doing Sheamus discourse AGAIN, are we? HE IS A VINCE GUY. HE IS MY AGE. AEW need YOUNGER TALENT, not OLDER ONES. I don't CARE if you have nostalgia for THE BAR. I DO NOT WATCH AEW FOR REHEATED WWE ACTS.

Usually I sit on these overnight and edit my bizarre syntax and my general litany of errors in the morning but if I'm being perfectly honest with you, I never want to see this column again. If it matters, I didn't make a decision in either direction. lazonamuerta.net/2026/09/30/m...

More Dangerous Than Dynamite: And all of it augers well

I might be done for awhile. Dramatic, I know. This space ISN’T an airport; no need to announce comings or goings. Still, we’ll see how I’m feeling after the show tonight but with …

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Everyone talks about the "Mighty Mouse" thing. No one talks about how the first Neville logo was basically a rip off of some Iron Man art. It's like they were committed to AI slop before AI slop was a thing (see also them not understanding what Finn Balor's bodypaint is typically referring to)

A WWE rip off of an Iron Man t shirt that no one cared about at the time because comic books aren't on the radar

I hate when that kind of gross, mid-morning haze sets in and the light filters in JUST the right way to hit every part of your kitchen that isn't actually clean altho' you pretended it was in the gloom