I thought a lot about what I would would say about the lies spread about me before I left but since a picture is worth a thousand words I'll just leave it at a picture, left in perpetuity so you know it's fuck all of you forever.
Cuddling and eating breakfast in bed together completely nude! 😍😍😍
Pray for @rahbie.bsky.social this weekend. I'm gonna have him all alone in a hotel, completely uninhibited. Nobody between us to save him. There's no guarantee he can handle this, I'm riding him harder than a 1987 Honda Civic with 250,000 miles on it!
Literally the only punishment he ever got
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
Exaggerating about Return to Silent Hill doesn't make anyone cool. The movie had some head scratching story changes but it was fun to watch. I feel like it was worth the cost of the ticket and all of the negative comments are extreme exaggerations just to fit in.
This weekend I'm going to completely disconnect from the news, current events, and world affairs. I'm spending the weekend away at the Borgata with a handsome man, I'm gonna get drunk, eat quality food, gamble, and forget the world exists until I'm back to reality on Monday.
What a wonderful morning to wake up and remember the Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl!
One timeout and the 2 minute warning to go KEEP. THAT. CLOCK. MOVING. #Seahawks
At no point did I expect the #Seahawks defense to be the ones melting down this way. I cannot believe the nonsense I'm witnessing right now
TAUNTING?! What a time for a stupid penalty like that. You had your foot on their throat
TD before the half got me feeling good! Let's double up on these clowns! WE'RE SOOOOOO CLOSE
a snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on it
ALT: a snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on it
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Last night my two lovers and I hit the elusive simultaneous triple O. The pinnacle of human experience right there, holy hell
Me: "play disciplined" The Rams: "let's run out of bounds to save them a timeout then short the punt" ????????
The Bears can't actually beat anyone. The Rams have to beat themselves for Chicago to advance. All they have to do is play disciplined for these final 9 minutes and they'll be just fine.
I know the Bears are the easier game because they're the most fraudulent team in sports history but I actually want to see the Rams in the NFC championship. It would be satisfying to crush both NFC West rivals on the way to the bowl
Happy birthday to my sweet, wonderful, incredibly sexy, thick, delicious girlfriend @emperorel.bsky.social !
The Seahawks better not blow this game and become the Packers of the Pacific Northwest
If I was a dude I'd just be sitting around playing with my balls all day. There's something so satisfying about playing with a nutsack, idk how guys resist the urge to always have their hand in their pants
I tried a little of Dark Souls and wasn't feeling it. But you know what would have really made it great? An easy mode and a pause button
Satan is dicking Charlie Kirk's neckussy in hell every day
Brian May must be surprised as I am to learn he’s passed way.
Is there some kind of link between men working out and increased horniness? Whenever our man is going to the gym consistently I swear he becomes insatiable and I LOVE it!
I never thought I'd be in a polyamorous relationship in my life but I love @emperorel.bsky.social so much I didn't hesitate to join her marriage when she asked. I don't regret it either, I truly believe we were meant to be together even if it's not just monogamous. @rahbie.bsky.social is ok too ig.