Carooooo

@caroocaroline.bsky.social

I thought a lot about what I would would say about the lies spread about me before I left but since a picture is worth a thousand words I'll just leave it at a picture, left in perpetuity so you know it's fuck all of you forever.

Bild

Exaggerating about Return to Silent Hill doesn't make anyone cool. The movie had some head scratching story changes but it was fun to watch. I feel like it was worth the cost of the ticket and all of the negative comments are extreme exaggerations just to fit in.

This weekend I'm going to completely disconnect from the news, current events, and world affairs. I'm spending the weekend away at the Borgata with a handsome man, I'm gonna get drunk, eat quality food, gamble, and forget the world exists until I'm back to reality on Monday.

The Bears can't actually beat anyone. The Rams have to beat themselves for Chicago to advance. All they have to do is play disciplined for these final 9 minutes and they'll be just fine.

I know the Bears are the easier game because they're the most fraudulent team in sports history but I actually want to see the Rams in the NFC championship. It would be satisfying to crush both NFC West rivals on the way to the bowl

If I was a dude I'd just be sitting around playing with my balls all day. There's something so satisfying about playing with a nutsack, idk how guys resist the urge to always have their hand in their pants