Big Boys Drink Milk
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I lift things up, put them down, and on the rare occasion even move them side to side. Seattle, 30s, he/him
Do you ever wonder, in distance of strokes, just how much dick you’ve given certain people? I need to be able to pull up a stat chart
Hey Seattlites, are you currently on Medicaid? And if so, have you looked at the impact of local minimum wage increases on your Medicaid eligibility? The time to make a plan is now.
Emo girls created bear face. We owe it all to them.
Cosmo Sheldrake did the soundtrack for Diggers? What is happening with that movie?
I wasn’t born yesterday. I mean, I don’t think I was. I don’t really remember my birth. I hope it was cool.
>unzipping my pants So, are there any dietary restrictions I should be aware of?
The brand I get my slutty little tanks from, after years of inactivity, has hinted at maybe some new color options coming 👀
A combination of ten consecutive deep tissue massages and free use of a handful of twinks without gag reflexes would fix me.
I’m not like, actually crying in the corner. But I am tired of so many setbacks when the path should otherwise be easy to walk.
I’m big for like… a normal person, not Muscle Freak Big ™️ and I’m 5 pounds behind my plan for this bulk rn from being sick so I guess I’ll just cry over here in the corner for a bit
I’m big for like… a normal person, not Muscle Freak Big ™️ and I’m 5 pounds behind my plan for this bulk rn from being sick so I guess I’ll just cry over here in the corner for a bit
How do I, personally, me, the me typing this, get my arms this big? For me. Asking for a friend.
First real day working out again after big allergy break. Still maxing out the row machine.
Almost two weeks with only one decent workout and all my body hair is grown out, I feel so undefined and small. If you know any bodybuilding people, you know I am literally insane right now.
Almost recovered enough to start gymming again. Will attempt tomorrow. Please send your prayers, vibes, creatine gummies, and sour patch kids thank you
Getting my me three Dick’s deluxes on account I am pure of soul and spirit.
Getting my wretched fiance three Dick’s deluxes on account of his biblical greed
Getting my wretched fiance three Dick’s deluxes on account of his biblical greed
Updating my gender to 90% man, 5% object, 5% don’t fucking touch me without my permission.
I know I’m starting to recover because my dick will not shut up