i just don’t think #nashville is the authority on heat
hey netflix i am not a child, a twink, or a straight woman, pls stop suggesting heartstopper thx 🙏🏾
my depression has taken the form of commenting on youtube and instagram videos 😔
for father’s day this year, we buried my dad’s dad, and gosh does that suck.
hey siri how to politely tell my grandfather and his eulogy not to bother me at the pride day party send
we don’t talk enough about the number 68 and at this point it’s so unfair
i saw i could buy gym shoes with my fsa and now my algo thinks im a person who works out. YIKES
is anyone else’s cat nosy af? like she hears shouting or police sirens outside and she is SAT at the window. messyyyyyy
TONIGHT at 9:00 pm EST, we are BACK with God Complex: Engine Series 02 Ep 6 || Cordyceps "Hello, Operator? Hello, Operator? Hello, Operator?"
thank you for two years of bringing me fruit snacks without my asking for them 😘😘😘
i asked peets to warm my croissant three days ago you guys think it’s still okay (it’s no longer warm. or particularly soft)
my hair stylist refers to the show “vikings” as “these white people kinda struggled”
i will be starting all meetings and zoom calls with #realhotgirlshit for the next week in solidarity
im hungry AND IF YOU SAY YOURE DAD I WILL LITERALLY DIE
i hate myself a little more every time i compulsively, unironically say “well happy to give you five minutes back of your day lol”
it is impossible to know the location of my phone and the tv clicker at the same time
why the cat walked out the room when i started singing
every girlfriend ive ever had has been attacked by random dogs
a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses and saying hello ladies .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses and saying hello ladies .
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sometimes i just be listening to some mcelroys and then hear @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app’s voice pop up and im like dang that’s my worstie for real on @maximumfun.org (cc @nerdmysteries.bsky.social)
i feel like they’re adding more green and red gummy bears lately. haribo pls confirm
when one of my thighs equals two of yours and you’re STILL taking up more room on the bus? sir. that’s a manspread.
a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
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such a trippy song from #ragtime but also so subtly (accidentally) brilliant younger brother spends nearly the whole song explaining away his white guilt and then offers the actually useful thing at the very end. youtu.be/cmVb9CYWVRo?...
"He Wanted to Say" - Ragtime
YouTube video by Lincoln Center Theater
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damn philz how you gon be a bay area coffee shop with explicitly no pride flags